A/N: Very random, very short and complete crack. Be warned!
Disclaimer: I do not own ANY OF THESE PEOPLE, nor do I make money off of the Harry Potter series or a Very Potter Musical or Sequel. I don't own Red Vines, either. I've never even tried them. Which totally sucks. ANYWAY!
Voldemort's Real Demise
Some Starkids, including Joey Richter, Darren Criss, Brian Rosenthal and Devin Lytle, were rehearsing the song from their upcoming musical "A Very Potter Sequel", "Harry Freakin' Potter". Joey sat next to Darren and near the doorway, holding a package of Red Vines.
All of them except Darren sang, "You're Harry freakin' Potter/We don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz/You're a whole lot hotter/With that lightning scar, you're a superstar to us all/If we're in trouble, we know who to call!"
At the same time, Voldemort happened to be walking by, and, after hearing their song, Apparated inside the room, wand out, prepared to kill anyone who was singing about Harry Potter, the famous bastard, as though he were a hero. Before he could even begin to speak the killing curse, however, Joey stood, whipped out a Red Vine, pointed it at him and said, "Avada Kedavra!" And then Voldemort was slumped on the floor, dead.
"Red Vines," Joey said, looking at what would be the camera if this were a video, "what the hell can't they do?"
And that was how Joseph Michael Richter killed Voldemort, leaving the Golden Trio not to be bothered with FINDing and destroying Horcruxes, because honestly, what the hell can't Red Vines do?
THE END
Thank you for reading this random burst of insanity. By the way, who's seen DH P2?