Love among the llamas part 1

Kagome: help the llama is chasing me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh help me someone!!!!!!

Kouga: kagome I will save you llama's bow down to me and leave my to be girlfriend alone you will die dumb llama! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahaha.

Llama: you will never defeat me!!!!!!

Kagome: Kouga watch out behind you!

Kouga: huh?! What?! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *crunch crunch crackle pop crunch*

Llama: *standing on top of Kouga* I told you that you could never defeat me!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh ahahaha

Kagome: no Kouga you were so brave I shall always remember you *sniffle sniffle* roses appear out of nowhere and kagome puts them on top of the pile of blood and bones and all that other gross crap that happens when you get stepped on by llamas

Kouga: *picks up roses* throws them in the air they hit him on the head * ow! Oh yes don't have worries my love i'm immortal I hate stupid llamas that are dumb but I especially hat stupid llamas that are dumb that try to hurt kagome.

Kagome: ewwwwww! Kouga that's so gross you just came all back together.

Kouga: are you not happy i'm alive?

Llama: die at my feet!!!!

Everything freezes just before the llama kills kagome and Kouga.

Inuyasha: isn't this called LOVE among the llamas?

Everyone: lol well there you go love among the llamas!!!!!!!!

Kouga: *pops up from nowhere* hello.uh the llama can't kill me.IM IMMORTAL!!!!!!!!

Suddenly, Aragorn pops up from nowhere too!

Aragorn: you can't kill me either because i'm an immortal that was living in kagome's body!

Kouga: then who'd I fall in love with?

Inuyasha's skin falls off

Kagome/inuyasha: I'm the real kagome

Kouga: well then where's inuyasha?

Kouga then takes off his skin.

Miroku/Kouga: i'm the real miroku!

Kouga's skin: then where in the hell is inuyasha!?

Kikyo pops up, and takes off her skin.

To be continued.