Ain't I Just Despicable?
Recently, I've gotten into a kick of the Despicable Me film series. And since I saw several people making parody multi-crossover fanfics of several films, I thought I'd take a crack at it with the first film in the Despicable Me series, if only just for the fun of it. I hope you all enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Despicable Me or any characters from the other franchises referenced in this story. Despicable Me belongs to Universal Studios and Illumination Entertainment.
Chapter 1: Cast Sheet
Sheldon Cooper (from The Big Bang Theory) as Felonious Gru; a veteran villain who is hoping to pull off one of the biggest crimes of the century: with the help of three unwitting girls as his pawns.
Haymitch (from The Hunger Games) as Dr. Nefario; Gru's partner in crime and inventor of several pieces in Gru's arsenal.
Mandark (from Dexter's Laboratory) as Vector Perkins; Gru's villainous rival, who will do anything to outdo Gru in becoming the greatest villain of all time.
Karin Kurosaki (from Bleach) as Margo; the eldest of Gru's newly adopted daughters who will help give Gru a change of heart.
Sally Brown (from Peanuts) as Edith; the middle child of the three sisters who Gru adopts to thwart Vector.
Sweetie Belle (from Friendship is Magic) as Agnes; the youngest of the three siblings who Gru adopts. Her innocence is a constant beacon that helps Gru warm up to his new charges. To say she simply "likes" anything pertaining to unicorns would be a gross understatement.
Diane "Sandy Bigelow Patterson" (from Identity Thief) as Miss Hattie; the mean-spirited caretaker of Miss Hattie's Home for Orphans, which Margo, Edith, and Agnes sell cookies for.
Justin Hammer (from the Marvel Cinematic Universe; particularly Iron Man) as Mr. Perkins; the owner of the Bank of Evil; who is reluctant to fund Gru further because of the villain's spotty reputation as of late.
The Minions as themselves; Gru's countless henchmen who are overly willing to assist in whatever their master's plans pertain, even through the comical mischief that will ensue because of them. The most notable of the minions include Dave, Kevin, Stuart, and Phil.
Ethan Mars (from Heavy Rain) as Fred; Gru's neighbor.
Chet Ubetcha (from The Fairly Oddparents) as the MSNBC news anchor; the man who alerts the world of the Pyramid of Giza being stolen from Egypt.
Next chapter, I'll start the story up proper. If anyone would have any ideas on improving the ideas of who the "cast" of the fanfiction should be, feel free to mention it in a review. Don't forget, bananas... er, I mean reviews are not only appreciated, they're encouraged.