chapter one: A plan of Action

She was sitting under that oak tree again with her knees drawn up and her arms wrapped around her legs. She was suffering, I knew this, I saw the sadness in her eyes everytime I seen her in classes, her eyes were always full of sadness these days. "Hey Hinata there's nothing you can do." Neji said eating a hot habenaro chicken sub sandwich. He handed me a Philly cheesesteak sub. "I'm sorry Hinata, she's really depressed. She needs a guy in her life."

"A guy that's cool and smooth like Sasuke, yet understanding..." I remarked.

"Oh God HELL NO." My father said. "No, no, no whatever your planning no."

"How do you know I'm planning anything?" I asked as we approached our house. "Can't I make comments without you thinking I'm up to something?"

"Its that look, you may be shy around everyone else but your family knows you far too well Hinata." Neji warned. "So what are you scheming?"

"Nothing..." I said but I could tell that they didn't buy it. "Okay I'll meet you guys at home. I have to visit someone." I ran off before they could make any objections. As I approached the vibrant green house I prayed to the gods for patience. Yes that Is what I needed to deal with this man. Yet he was the only one who could help me and despite being a wired up crazy annoying pain in the ass, he knew how to keep a secret as did his wife TenTen, how those two got together the world will never know. I took a deep breath and knocked on the door.

"Hinata how are you this fine evening? I see that you are positivally glowing with the power of youth!" Rock Lee greeted with a grin. His eyes gave me the willees. "Come on in Hinata."

"Thank you, I need you to help me. You are the best make-up costume designer here and you know how to keep a secret."

"Ah and what do you wish to be changed into?"

"A man I want to look cool and sophisticated, I'll need contact lenses." I replied sitting down on the sofa. "Oh and this we'll have to be a secret from everyone."

"Are you planning to get with Sakura?"

"I just want to make her smile again. Maybe If I pretend to be a man and date her for a while she'll have confidence again and be happy again and maybe she'll forget about I want to be like sasuke yet different I want red hair, kind of like Gaara's but Sasuke's obsidian eyes. "

Lee nodded already he had a measuring tape and was measuring Hinata's head. "How much time do you have, this is the only night TenTen will be gone?"

"As much time as needed, a just need a face and a bodysuit."

Lee stood with one leg on the sofa and one up in the air, "As God is my witness you'll be the perfect man full of the flavor of YOUTH!"

"Okay...can we skip the theatrics here."

Lee nodded and continued with his measurings. "Hey Lee...what will my name be?"

"Uh how about Himatsu?"

"Huh it means secret and suggests mysteries. I like it. Once you have the plaster cast how long will it take to make my face."

"We should be done by morning if you can stay over. Can I tell TenTen she knows how to keep a secret."

I gave a sigh. "Fine if she can get Sakura out of the house and into say...um...'the Raven' then fine."

"A dance club...ah yes my wife can talk a turtle into a pot of boiling water, she can talk a fly into a spider web she can..."

"Lee," I was getting aggrivated already which wasn't a good sign as I had been her less then fifteen minutes. "We all know TenTen is a good negotiater." TenTen was a police officer and Negotiater, she was the one they called in when they had hostage situations. I reckon that it was a hard job to have. Especially for TenTen.

TWO DAYS LATER

Neji was lying down on the sofa watching me change, not that he was a pervert but I asked for help into the body suit. My Dad knew of my plan as well. Though he would never stop me he did tell me to be cautious. Neji rolled his eyes, "I can't believe Lee added that to the suit."

I giggled, "Well I am supposed to be a male I did need to have the anatomy of one." I looked in the mirror admiring Rock Lee's work, he was so good it looked like I had a six pack, and a real private of a man. I giggled again and soon I couldn't stop, I plopped on the sofa holding my sides while Neji looked at me as if I had gone insane.

"You should really put some clothes on Hinata."

I grabbed the outfit Neji had bought for me and glared at him pointing a finger in his face, I cleared my throught I had been practicing a male voice since Lee had helped me. "My name is Himatsu, don't you forget it." I pulled the black shirt over my head and tugged on the jeans.I put on my boots and looked at myself in the mirror, The face Rock Lee gave me came with red hair that went to my shoulders I pulled it back leaving two strands on either side of my face. I think I looked very Uchiha-ish.

Neji looked at me with his mouth dropped open, he wasn't the only one my Dad looked horrified. "Oh great my daughter is a cross-dresser."

"Wow...you look like a cross between a Uchiha and Gaara Sabaku."

I grinned. "I know that is the look I was going for dear brother. Now if you don't mind I'm going to The Raven to wait for them.

(Sakura's P.O.V)

"No TenTen, I don't want to go okay." I said with a sigh, "I have tons of homework to do and I just don't think I have the time."

"Bull..." TenTen said folding her arms. "Listen Lee and I are going to The Raven tonight and I really could use a friend there. You know how he flirts sometimes. He used to have a crush on you. You are the only one that can help me keep him in line."

I slammed my book shut. I hated that puppy-eyes look TenTen was giving me, I knew what this was. They wanted me to find a boyfriend...fat chance. After Sasuke I figured there was no one that I could trust. However I knew this stupid meddling of my life would keep on going if I didn't just agree with them now and show them I wouldn't date anyone else again. "Fine...TenTen this is the last time so don't ask me to go with you anymore okay?"

"Fine." TenTen said with a smile. "I bought you an outfit." she held out a white thin deep v t-shirt with a half-bra the shirt was tied above the belly button. Then TenTen hande me the skirt making my eyes bulge out in shock. It was a real short micro mini blue jean skirt, a red laced thong with a pair of six inch open toed, stelleto's, with candy apple red nail polish.

"YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME, I AIN'T WEARING THAT I'M NOT A SLUT."

"You promised if I got you a club outfit you would wear it at the club."

"EVIL VICIOUS BITCH OF SNAKE!"

"A promise is a promise."

"Fine, remind me not to trust you ever again." I said yanking the outfit out off her hands. I knew she liked showing off her body to clubs but not me. Her husband didn't care Lee said she was a trophy and why not show other guys what hey can't have. She was wearing a one piece black babydoll thong with black thigh highs, with black open toed heels. They were crazy. I got dressed and headed out to the club wanting to pull my skirt down but afraid too because I was afraid it would fall down. "I hate you." I reminded TenTen.

"Oh pish most of the club is to interested in Dancing then in looking at you."

I was uncomfortable as I entered the large clube with the base pounding. I watched TenTen and Rock Lee dancing to the beat and sat down in a booth trying to hide my slutty outfit. TenTen didn't see it as slutty she saw it as accepting your femine sexuality are something like that. I wasn't so certain. I ordered a beer and watched the two. heard something and looked up to see a man with red hair and dark obsedian eyes sit across from me. "Excuse me."

"Hn, Every table is full." He explained ordering a beer as well, he looked rather uninterested and bored. He was looking to a couple closs by TenTen and Neji.

"Are you a third wheel too."

He sighed. "Not really I came with my cousin'" He pointed to the blonde in the corner wearing a french maid outfit. "Well since were here do you want to dance?"

end for now

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