I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT--Though, I would be happy to own Robert Pattinson (;
Jacob's P.O.V.
"What is all this talk about sex!?" Nessie yelled, stomping into the room. "Is it really that good!?"
I immediately jumped off of the couch, and threw my hand other her mouth. "What are you insane!?" I whispered. "You're father can hear everything you're saying, and thinking!" I quickly ushered her to the door, before Edward could screw his head on straight.
"Good! He owes me a looonnng talk! Momma too!" She yelled, putting her hands on her hips. She was only ten!! Well, physically, anyway.
"Alright, well you know what... They can talk to you about that while I'm safly at home." I said, I already had one foot out the door, and suddenly, there was a hard and cold hand on my shoulder, pulling me back in.
"Damn it, Nessie!" I yelled, as Edward pushed me onto the couch.
"You sit, too!" Bella yelled over his shoulder, to Renesmee.
"Gladdly..." Renesmee whispered, before plopping down next to me. "I think a sex talk it very needed!" She said.
God, I wish she didn't have so much confidence. Why do I have to be here for this?
"Why do you think?" Edward asked, narrowing his eyes.
"I don't think about her that way! You know that!" I yelled, looking Edward into the eyes, even though I looked older than him, I was extremely scared. I saw a small smile play on his lips.
"You don't!?" Nessie looked out ragged.
Bella's eyes got huge.
"You're a child!?" We all three yelled at her at the same time.
"So!? I'm growing fast! I'll have boobs in less than a year!" She yelled, placing her hands over her chest.
I watched Edward's hand cover his forehead as he took a deep breath, and Bella scuffed.
"Remember you're still half me. I'm only a B." Bella said, rolling her eyes.
"Bella, that was extremely unnecessary." Edward said, under his breath, obviously embarrassed.
"Oh come on, it's Jacob and Nessie.... And besides, like Jake didn't already know that..."
Nessie's eyes shot to me again. "You check out my mom's boobs!?" Now all eye's were on me... and I could have sworn I heard a chuckle from up stairs. Why the hell was I here?
"Well... I mean... I used to... I guess." My cheeks got red.
Her mouth formed a giant O.
"Renesmee, you're a child... As I said." I tried to tell her. Apparently she thought she was eighteen.
"I'll be sexy soon!" She promised, sticking her finger in my face.
I heard a hiss come from Edward's throat. Oh God.
"Renesmee Carlie Cullen! You will be a beautiful woman." Edward corrected her.
"Alright, sure." She said, rolling her eyes, she didn't want to get into that, I could tell. "But anyway... Lets talk about sex." She said, placing her hand on her knee.
I watched Edward's eyes flicker to Nessie. "Okay... What do you want to know?" Bella asked before he could.
"Does it really hurt that bad? Your first time?" That question was more for Bella. If she still had blood, I bet she would be blushing.
"If its with a vampire." She whispered, a small smile coming to her face.
"What about a werewolf?"
Edward's head flew to my direction.
"Start running." He whispered, holding the bridge of his nose.