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If You Can't Pick Me Up

By waterrain

"You are so weak, England." America commented gleefully and the green eyed Nation glared at him. "You can't pick me up from the ground."

"It is not because I'm weak. It is merely because you are fat, America." England stated simply and he noticed that America didn't look happy.

"I'm not fat, England." America informed him firmly and he turned to look at his brother with determined blue eyes. "Hey, Canada pick me up."

"Why?" Canada asked quietly and the other Nation's blinked their eyes in surprise for the sudden appearance of Canada.

"Because England is being an asshole and he called me fat. I know you can pick me up." America replied cheerfully and he smiled brightly. "If you can't pick me up then I'll stop all trade with you, Canada."

"Fine." Canada commented calmly as he rolled up his sleeves, stretched his arms for a moment, and sighed heavily to himself. "I'll pick you up, America."

Canada lifted his brother up and placed him on his right shoulder.

"See I'm not fat." America informed England and he grinned. "Canada is the second largest Nation in the world so of course he can pick me up."

"I suppose Canada must be fatter than you." England said carelessly and America puffed out his cheeks.

"Canada put me down so I can smack him." America stated firmly and he was annoyed to find his brother has a tight grip on him. "Seriously, I'm not fat and you are not fat since you are my brother."

"Russia is the largest Nation in the world. Would you call Russia the fattest for he is the largest nation in the world?" Canada asked quietly and England's eyes went wide.

"No, no, no. I wouldn't ever call Russia fat." England commented quickly and he could see Russia was looking at him with an innocent expression.

"Hah, England. You are such a liar. I recall you saying that Russia is the fattest Nation on the face of this earth." America stated calmly and he was dropped by Canada. "Hey, What was that for Canada?"

"Are you trying to get England killed?" Canada asked quietly and America rolled his blue eyes. England was smart enough to race out of the door, Russia went after him, and the other Nation's sighed to themselves.

"England will be alright." America commented cheerfully, but then heard a high pitch scream and he coughed loudly. "Anyway, I'll be the hero and check up on how he is doing."

Canada rolled his eyes and watched as his brother swiftly left the room. America grabbed Russia and looked at England with serious eyes.

"Am I fat?" America asked calmly and he heard England sigh. "If you answer yes then I'll release Russia."

"No, You are not fat." England told him and America smiled brightly. "However I think you gained a couple of pounds, America."

"See you later or not, England." America commented as he let go of the violet eyed Nation and England's eyes went wide for Russia has been released. The blue eyed Nation walked away, his arms were crossed, and cheeks puffed out. England was once again running and screaming while Russia chased after him with a pipe. Canada had been watching with a bored expression and he shook his head.

"Hey, Canada. Let's go back to the World Meeting. It can still go on even when England and Russia are not there. Who needs them?" America said cheerfully as he placed an arm around his brother's shoulder.

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