Third Person
"I wanna be a docter when I grow up!"
"I wanna be a laywer!"
"What about you Madara?" The teacher asked.
"I would continue with my father's company."
"Thats great!..." The teacher smiled, as what has expect from Madara. "So, Izuna! What do you want to be when you grow up?" Their teacher asked, bending down to him with a smile.
Madara glanced at his brother, curious what he was going to say. If he was going for the same answer. That'll make them rivals from now on. They never have been, Izuna never seemed to be competitive, and ambitious as he is.
"Hm...I wanna...Become, Souban of Japan!!" He shouted with proud.
Madara hmph'ed. Typical Izuna...
The whole class fell silent.
"Mrs Uchiha, I'm slightly concerned about your son's future."
"Oh? And that is?.."
"...Today, I asked the kids what they wanted to be when their older. Izuna...He answered that he wanted to be the Souban of Japan."
"..I see.... And what did you say?"
"The whole class fell silent. Quite awkward of course."
Soiyuki sighed, "...I'll talk to him."
The teacher nodded. "It would be the best to."
"Is there anything else?"
The teacher smiled. "Apart from that, I'm very impressed with Madara's new report."
Soiyuki sighed, "I'm glad. I didn't get a chance to read it. Izuna had his own homework, and then I... I wasn't feeling well. What was it about?"
"Just the usual, he came top 1 in each of his classes."
"Though...Just one little thing I'm worried about Madara."
"Yes? What is it? Is he alright?" She asked, worried.
"Well.....That day, I saw him lifting up one of the girl student's skirt....I told him off for it, but Izuna started to copy Madara. I understand, Izuna always looked up Madara as a role model..."
Soiyuki sweatdropped at the story. "I'll have a chat with him about it. It shouldn't happen again! ^^;" In the other room, she could hear Michio laughing. It was obvious he was eavesdropping.
The teacher suddenly heard the laugh. "Uh..." She shifted her head, seeing who laughed.
Soiyuki's brow twitched, "Ignore him.. He's just... An idiot."
"HEY!" Michio shouted from the other room. Soiyuki shook her head.
She smiled and sweatdropped.
"Well, I'll make sure Madara stops his Tom Peeping.. And I'll also make sure to keep him away from Michio in the proccess," Soiyuki said, smiling.
She nodded. "That would be the best."
Soiyuki nodded, "Is there.. Anything else?"
"Thats all."
Soiyuki nodded again, "Okay.. I guess I'll pick up Izuna and Madara then, and we'll be heading home."
Madara sat beside the window. Watching the scenary outside the window of the car shift, while Izuna's eye lids dropped. But came up again.
Michio drove while Soiyuki sat in the Passenger's seat. She would wait till they got home to talk to Madara. Until then... "Michio? Stop teaching them those things."
"Wha?" Michio questioned. Soiyuki glared at him, "YOU'RE the reason he did it. So stop teaching them,... It..." SHe sighed, "It was bad enough training YOU..."
Michio twitched, and continued driving.
"We'll tell you about it when we get home," Soiyuki answered, looking back at him calmly.
Michio was still twitching.
"What is it?!" Izuna asked, being curious.
Soiyuki smiled at him a bit, "Wait till we get home. It's nothing exciting, really."
Michio snorted, and Soiyuki hit him with the nearest thing she could find, which was the mail. He went back to twitching.
"Hmph.." Madara continued to stare out the window.
Soiyuki, hearing him, looked at him. "Hm? What is it, Madara?"
"...Can we go out for sushi?" He asked, even though he seemed mature for his age. He still wanted his favourite food.
She rose a brow, but looked to Michio. He shrugged. "Okay...," She smiled a bit, "It'll be celebration for that new report your teacher likes, Madara."
"Report? Oh! How was mine?" Izuna asked.
"Hm.." Michio rose a brow, waiting for her reply as much as his son. "...She liked it! ^^;"
"Heh!" Izuna fisted his chest in proud.
Soiyuki chuckled, a little nervous, as she continued flipping through the mail.
"Oh by the way dad.." Izuna shuffled through his school bag. "I forgot to give back these." He unbuckled his seat belt, leaning towards the front. Izuna held a play boy magizine in his hands.
Michio's brow twitched more and more. Soiyuki looked to the mail dully. "heh..Heh...Heh...." Michio mumbled, before saying, "Um... Put those.. back in your bag, Izuna... Like NOW..." Soiyuki shook her head as she flipped through the mail, "Don't worry Michio... I have Play Girl in my drawer." Michio's fist tightened as he kept twitching.
"Play girl? Whats that?" Izuna asked.
"Its porn books for women." Madara answered.
Soiyuki sweatdropped, but nodded, "..Correct..."
"Oh, YOU can teach them that, but I can't?" Michio asked. Soiyuki looked at him dully. "I just told him he was right that Play Girl was porn for girls, I DIDN'T tell him how to be a porn star, Michio."
Izuna blinked, then sat back to his seat, still blinking.
Madara glanced at his parents. "So this is what you were going to talk to us about?"
"No. Why would you think that?" Soiyuki asked, looking at him."Well, I suspected that our teacher told us about our behaviors."
"Behaviors?" Soiyuki questioned, wanting him to explain.
"How we were harrassing the girls in our class."
"Well at least he's honest," Michio muttered under his breath.
"I also scolded at Izuna for trying to get near Jondora."
"So what if I do!?"
Madara looked at him. "She's a Hanazaki."
"So?!"
"So? Her family is rivals with ours. You dont make friends with them."
Izuna covered his ears. "BLABLABLA! I'M NOT LISTENING!" He shouted while Madara tried to speak calmy with him.
Soiyuki sighed; This sounded like a VERY familiar argument. "Izuna! Calm down!"
"Izuna!" Madara shouted.
"What?! Your just pissed because Mystery has a crush on me!" He said as Madara growled, glaring at him. He tackled on his younger brother.
"IZUNA! MADARA!" Soiyuki shouted, reaching back and grabbing a hold of Madara's collar(since he sat behind her seat anyways), and pulled him back into his seat.
"Ha!" Izuna snickered at his brother. "And mum said my name first!" He pointed.
Madara growled again, ready to give him another tackle.
"Madara!" Soiyuki snapped quickly, tugging on his collar. "That's enough, the both of you! Izuna, stop teasing your brother! Madara, stop tackling your brother!" By this time, Michio had pulled over, counting the seconds that passed on he watch, timing it all.
"Well he started it!" Izuna shouted.
"I was just doing what an elder brother should be doing!" Madara shouted back.
Soiyuki sighed as Michio muttered, "Three minutes..."
She then glared at Izuna, "It doesn't matter who started it. Even if it did, YOU were the one to get Madara mad enough."
Glaring to Madara, she said, "And I understand you're trying to be an older brother, but older brothers DO NOT attack their younger brother!"
Izuna mumbled something, but crossed his arms.
"He made me do it!" Madara said.
"No one ma-" "Four minutes," Michio said.
Soiyuki sighed, "No one MADE you do it, Madara. You chose to because he teased you. While he shouldn't have teased you, you shouldn't have attacked him."
"Exactly! Its his fault for teasing me"!
"Maybe, but that doesn't give you the right to attack him!"
"Hmph.." He gave another glare to Izuna, then resumed back to his seat.
Michio smirked, "Right at the five minute mark. I thought I'd have to come back there too..." He then started the car, and started driving again.
Izuna glanced at Madara, catching his eye contact. He stuck his tounge out, then Madara kicked him on the leg.
"OW! MUM! MADARA JUST KICKED ME!" Izuna shouted.
Michio twitched, "Too good to be true."
"Michio, I can han-" Before she could finish, Michio had pulled over and stepped out of the car, slamming the door in the proccess. "Oh God..." Soiyuki mumbled; He was going to make a scene.
Michio walked to the back, and opened the door. "Out," he ordered, looking at his two sons.
Izuna pouted, unbuckling his seat belt. He went out along with Madara.
Michio sighed and tightened his belt. Grabbing a hold of his sons' wrists, he began to drag them to the wooded area beside them.
"Oh God, oh God, oh God..." Soiyuki mumbled. She hated when he did this as people began to stop to watch.
Izuna punched Madara on the arm softly, glaring. Madara punched him back harder, as they began fighting again.
Michio then roughly grabbed each of them back the back of the hair, and pulled them apart. "That is ENOUGH!"
Suddenly, Izuna spotted Mystery walking past them. Time to get my revenge...He thought, "Hey Mystery!" Izuna waved.
Michio growled, now irritated. Everyone was gone now, and he began to drag the boys into the woods, muttering about getting his belt out.
Blinking, staring at the Uchiha brothers being dragged into the woods. Mystery noticed Soiyuki sitting in the car, going up to her. She greeted her.
Soiyuki smiled, "oh, hello Mystery! How are you? ^^;"
"..They argued for more than five minutes.."
"...Is that a bad thing?"
Soiyuki paused, "For Michio, yes..."
In the woods, Michio shoved the boys into an area big enough and sat down on a rock. "Okay, boys. Duke it out."
"...What are they going to do?"
Soiyuki sighed, "He's going to have them fight their anger out... And then they'll come back, and the boys will be bruised up... Like every other time..."
"...Hes going...To...Beat them up?"
"Oh, no! He's going to have them beat each other up..." Soiyuki explained with a sweatdrop.
"Aren't you going to stop them?"
"It'd be useless... He always does this..." Soiyuki said, shaking her head.
"And besides, as they always say, the best way a man forgives another man is by giving him a black eye," Soiyuki mumbled.
She sighed, wanting to stop them but couldn't. Taking her bag off, she placed it on the ground and sat on it, waiting.
"Dear, please, sit in the car with me," Soiyuki said, shaking her head.
Mystery shook her head. "I can see them first if they come out of the forest." She replied.
Soiyuki shrugged, "Alright then."
Back in the woods, Michio waited. "Hmph.." Madara, being too prideful, crossed his arms stubbornly. Izuna stood there, doing the same thing as Madara. But not being prideful.
Michio sighed, "We're not going anywhere until you two brickheads duke it out. So..?"
After a while of waiting, Mystery got impatient. "Can I go and check on them?" She asked.
Soiyuki nodded, "They shouldn't be too far...But I should go with you."
Getting up, not bothering to dust herself, she ran towards the wood. Knowing Soiyuki would follow behind. Soiyuki stepped out of the car and suddenly felt a tremendous pain in her ankle. She bit her lip and ignored it, knowing Mystery needed someone with her in the woods. So, ignoring the pain best she could, she followed Mystery.
As they reached the woods, Mystery and Soiyuki spotted where they were.
The three spotted them, Izuna. Who glanced at Madara evilly, "Hey Mystery!" He shouted, waving at her. She ran up to them, "You okay?" She asked. "I'm fi-"
"Never been better!" Izuna cutted off Madara's sentence. "Oh hey mum!" He waved at his mother.
Soiyuki smiled, "Hello boys.."
Michio's eyes narrowed at her, but he looked back to his sons. "They were just calming down, actually."
"Can you forgive them?" Mystery asked bluntly.
"Eh?" Michio twitched, "Mystery, they're just being punished. It's nothing personal, it's a lesson. And maybe next time, they won't fight in the car..."
Looking up at him with her puppy eyes, pleading. "Please?...Mr. Uchiha.." She asked, about to tear any second.
"Mystery.. Like I said... It isn't personal.. I'm their father. UNless they kill someone, they're always forgiven..."
She sighed, then stared at the ground hopelessly.
Soiyuki shook her head, "Mystery, he forgives them."
Her eyes enlightened. "Really?!"
Soiyuki nodded, "Really."
Mystery gave a hug to Michio. "Thank you!" She said happily.
Michio blinked, and rested his(compared to her) big hand on top of her head, and ruffled her hair. "No problem.."
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