Hello, this is Shadow Typhoon! I´m back, though with APH instead of Bleach this time, even though I am considering continuing "Hidden Memories".
This story is actually small short – stories, with inspiration from everyday life/news. I was also rather inspired by SATW by Humon, whom also draws personified nations. But compared with Humaruya, Humon draws "more" truth about the nations than Himaruya. That is why I came up with this idea. Why not do the same with APH?
So let me present: APH – the life of Nations. And just a side-note. Since I´m from Denmark, most stories will probably be about him… though more about his interaction with others than just himself! Of course, if I hear something funny about other nations, I will write about them, and therefore not just about Denmark.
So for this first story, we have Denmark and Russia! Tadaa! :D
Denmark ponders – Russia is a Bully
Denmark was sitting at the World Meeting, pretty bored. He sighed and flicked his nose. He yawned and his small hat was dangerously close to falling off, but loyally stuck to his head. He looked around, and sighed again. The Kingdom of Denmark thought a couple of days back.
D. 26/04-11 Russia had decided to visit him, along with Vladimir Putin. Prime Minister (the highest title in Denmark) Lars Løkke Rasmussen had prepared everything, and he and Putin held an official speech- thingy meeting. Denmark himself had been sitting in the corner of the room along with Russia, hidden from the reporters whom were taking pictures and talking with the Prime Ministers of Denmark and Russia (Putin is only Prime Minister, not President, so Rasmussen has the higher rank, even though they are both Prime Ministers).
The reason Kongeriget Danmark had been thinking of this event was because of the comments afterwards. The Russian "Bear" had been called the Bully in the Class. It was the former Foreign Minister of Denmark, who had said this. He had commented, that every class had had a bully, big, strong and a bit slow on the uptake, whom everyone was afraid of, since he could beat people up. Therefore everyone was nice to him, to avoid violence.
Denmark observed Russia for a while, and decided that it was very true. The Baltic's were cowering in fear and everyone else was wary of him. Russia had his metal pipe with him, along with his creepy childlike smile. Even America made sure that he didn´t get on the bad side of Russia, remembering the Cold War. Denmark had almost always been on the "good side", since his and Russia´s history went way back. Heck, if some sources were correct, he was Russia´s father. The founder of Russia/Kievan Rus, was a merchant/Viking (different sources) from the people of Rus, which consisted of Norse Tribes. And Rurik, the founder, was rumored to be Danish. This would make him, Denmark, the father of Russia, or in Danish: Rusland, the Land of Rus.
But back to the topic on hand. Russia was a bully. Oh yes, definitely. Oh crap, Russia had seen him! Look elsewhere, oh, the table is pretty nice in here… okay, the danger was no more, phew. No "Oh Denmark, become one with me, da" this time.
Every class needed a bully, and Russia was the bully of the Nations. Such was life… and perhaps he should stop philosophize about life now. Denmark was pretty intelligent, but preferred to let others think, that he was an idiot. Life was so much easier that way. So no more deep thinking! Denmark hadn´t done or said anything rowdy for a while now. Oh, Norway looked bored. Better change that!
"Hey Norge!"
Hope you enjoyed the first part of many! Please review and comment! Questions are fine too!
So, have sweet dreams with no Italy jumping on you yelling Pasta… or if you´re into that have sweet dreams about Italy then.
Sayonara
Shadow Typhoon.