laughing out loud thinking of it! Anyway Naruto shall say the disclaimer now!

Naruto: Oh, Hinaru doesn't own Naruto.
Hinaru: It's Hina-chan!
Naruto: I can't say that! It makes me think you're Hinata-chan!
Hinaru: -_- Fair enough.

Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Naruto: Let's play 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' teme!
Sasuke: Hn…
Naruto: That's not an answer teme!
Sasuke: Hn… Fine.
Naruto: YAY!!!
Sasuke: C'mon, let's start this loser game
Naruto: Ok. Scissors, paper, rock! ROCK!
Sasuke: Hn… paper. I win.
Naruto: That is so RETARDED! A piece of paper can't beat a freaking' ROCK!
Sasuke: Yes it can! (OMG, Sasuke is showing emotion)
Naruto: PROVE IT!
Sasuke: FINE! *jumps into arts and craft shop*
Naruto: … *looks at watch*. How long is this going to take?
Sasuke: MWUHAHAHA! I'M DONE! *comes out in paper armor*. Try to get you flimsy rocks through this!
Naruto: Heh, that crappy crud won't stop my awesome ROCK!! *throws rocks at Sasuke's face*
Sasuke: Hn… the armor will protect me *gets hit 842 times by sharp and pointy rocks* AHHHHHH!! My FACE!!! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!! *#11&! STUPID #3#?! PAPER!!
Naruto: WOOHOO! "That myth is totally busted!!" Wait up, what are you doing here Myth Buster guy?
Myth Buster: I was just passing through and found you totally nailing that paper myth! How would you like to join me and my team in our quest to BUST MYTHS!!
Naruto: SURE!
Hinaru: And so our heroic blonde baka is taken by the Myth Busters to join their quest and our one and only emo Sasuke is left there to rot… MWUHAHAHAHAHA! READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Sasuke: Help me… She's trying to kill me… Oof!
Hinaru: *kicks him* And unfortunately not succeeding! GOOD DAY/NIGHT EVERYBODY!

^.^ Remember your ramen!!