AN: Hi! This is Leafwing here with my new fanfic- Warrior's Delights. Here you go! Enjoy.
Jayfeather was sorting his herbs in the medicine cat den, and all of a sudden he felt like Katy Perry. "Baby you're a Fiiiiiiirrrework!Come on let your coollors burst! Make them go , oh, oh oh! As you shoot across the SKY I I!"
Brambleclaw burst into the den. "Will you shut the (beep) up? You are (beep) (censored) (beep) (beep)!"
Jayfeather started screeching and ran out into the forest where he bumped into Squirrelflight.
"Watch where you're running!" she said.
Jayfeather was puzzled.
Squirrelflight sighed. "What are you doing out here anyway? It's not even dawn yet!"
Jayfeather glared at her mutinously. "I'm not supposed to talk to strangers or tell them any personal information."
Squirrelflight gave him a WTF? Look and padded away.
Meanwhile, back in the camp, Brambleclaw was sorting the night patrols.
"I want to do a patrol alone!" announced Bluestar.
Brambleclaw fainted. Then woke up again. Then fainted. Then woke up. Then fainted. And, you get the point.
Firestar came down from the ledge, and froze when he saw Bluestar. "How the (censored) did you get down here from (beep) StarClan?"
Bluestar ignored him.
Brambleclaw was still fainting and waking up again. Firestar walked over and yelled in his face. "PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER WOMAAN! YOU JACKIN' MA STYLE!"
And Firestar slapped him in the face. They both looked at eachother, and had a giggle fit.
AAAAAAAAAANND BACK TO JAYFEATHER!
Jayfeather was running all around the forest, rolling in patches of garlic and dung. He spotted Dovepaw and Lionblaze, then ran over to them.
"Hey Bro! Whassup?" He screamed to Dovepaw.
Dovepaw was smoking pot. And Lionblaze was eating part of the pine tree next to them.
"Umm nothin' much, You?" said Dovepaw.
"Oh,! Hi Jayfeather!" Lionblaze hiccupped, bits of pine needles falling out of his mouth.
"Why do you smell like (beep)?" Dovepaw slurred.
"so that the evil spirit's don't kill me!" shrieked Jayfeather. And he ran away.
This was kinda lame, but I thought it was a little bit funny, lol. :D please review and tell me what you think!