I really don't know where this came from, what a random idea. Well I've been reading lots of Akatsuki yaoi in the past few days and Dei is just such a major uke I got this idea. So without any warnings for this chapter, I give you:

CHAPTER 1: Negotiation

Sasori was having a lazy day, nothing to do. Deidara had work; he got a little job working at a chocolate store in the village. So the red head just sat around the house, reading things, going on the internet and waiting for his little blond to return home.

He heard the keys rattle in the door while he was in the middle of reading a magazine. He didn't want to seem eager, despite the fact that he was pretty excited, and so he slowly lowered his magazine and put on a rather indifferent expression. He was about to greet Deidara when he was cut off.

"Dannnaaaaa, I had the most horrible day at work!" Deidara whined and yelled as he threw his keys onto the table by the door and flopped over the second couch across from where Sasori was seated.

Sasori's face melted a little into a look of concern and worry for Deidara, he was always getting harassed or picked on. He leaned closer to the edge of the couch and put his magazine down as he made it clear to Dei that he had his full attention. "Dei-chan, what happened? You never come home upset like this." Sasori asked, voice dripping with concern.

"I know, but today was extra terrible un!" Deidara said exasperatedly as he kicked his shoes off onto the floor and smacked his head back against the back of the couch.

Sasori winced at the noise of Dei's head colliding with the couch. "Tell me what happened then."

"Well I was just preparing new baskets of cherry chocolates that we just got in and then this guy came up to me and asked me what they were. So I told him they were chocolates and then he was just like 'mm mhmm mhmm' AND THEN HE GRABBED MY ASS! And then…well he thought I was a girl because I had a bow in my pony tail today…but that doesn't matter! A-and then he started to hit on me un! And he grabbed me and then I was so scared, my boss came and chased him away but…I'm troubled now." Deidara ranted, until he ended on a sadder sounding note.

Sasori's heart wrenched for his lover. He got up and went to sit on the other couch beside Dei, who looked afraid and like he would start to cry at any moment.

"Dei, come here, come here." Sasori cooed as he pulled Deidara into his arms. "You usually don't get this worked up, what's troubling you, tell me." He encouraged the blonde. Deidara should be troubled that men constantly hit on him, grope him and take advantage of him even if he's a complete stranger, but it never bothered him to the point where he was genuinely upset. He just wouldn't stand up for himself.

"I-I…Danna, do I really look like a girl all the time?" Deidara asked quietly and cast his puppy dog eyes up at Sasori's.

"Not to me Dei…you're just…you have a prettiness about you that isn't found in other guys. They should be jealous of it. Dei-chan, you're beautiful." Sasori whispered the last part into the blonde's ear and planted a soft kiss onto his plush lips. Deidara hung forward a bit after Sasori pulled back and he let his eyes flutter closed before he nuzzled back into Sasori's chest.

The puppet master stroked the soft blonde hair gently as Deidara buried his face into his chest. Soon after he could feel the blonde shaking and heard a sob. Sasori's eyes widened in surprise. The blonde was always so happy, nothing ever got him down. Was looking pretty like a girl such a bad thing? He didn't think so; he loved every bit of Deidara to death.

"Dei!" Sasori said as he lifted his lovers head to see tears streaming down his now pink cheeks; his eyes squeezed shut. "This isn't like you…tell me what's bothering you." Sasori encouraged; trying to calm the blonde while wiping the tears from his face.

"I-I"Deidara hiccupped.

"Don't worry, Dei calm down, continue."

"I just don't want to be groped by any more random strangers! M-maybe I should cut my hair and…be a normal boy!" Deidara said, still sniffling.

"Dei-chan…no. You're perfect how you are and I love you! Maybe…the bows give them they wrong impression, but I love your beautiful hair." Replied the red head, running his fingers through Deidara's blonde locks. "Is there anything I can do to help? Think of anything Dei and I'll do it for you, you know I will" Sasori said as he looked Deidara in the eyes. He was serious.

"Do you really l-like it? I like it…" Deidara trailed off sadly as he touched his own hair, letting his hand meet with Sasori's. Deidara sniffled a bit more before he calmed and looked up at Sasori seriously. He held his gaze, focusing on Sasori's eyes and trying to force his crying to stop.

"Dei-chan…you're being a bit intense there…what is it?" Sasori recoiled a bit from the blondes arms as he felt he would be burned by Deidara's gaze.

There was a 2 minute silence before Deidara finally spoke up.

"Danna! Let me be seme un!" Deidara said with complete conviction, no falter in his words what so ever.

So there you have it, Dei's being dareing! Next chapter will be up soon and there will be smutty goodness :3 By soon I mean in the next week :3 so please R&R! And I'll see you kiddies soon ;D

-Kaxyz