*Naruto and Sasuke are holding hands.*
Sasuke: Where do you want to go on our one month anniversary?
Naruto: Can we go to the ramen shop? I want to try their new special.
Sasuke: Anything for you foxy boy (Sasuke twirls Naruto's hair).
Kakashi: HIAH! There…um…. you two are dating!
Naruto and Sasuke: You didn't know! Where were you the whole time?
Kakashi: Getting high with Master Iruka it was totally awesome.
Naruto and Sasuke: …?
Kakashi: WHAT! It's like you never heard we did that before-you guys are pinheads. (Kakashi walks away)
Sasuke: Did he call us pinheads?
Naruto: Did he say he gets high?
(Naruto and Sasuke look at each other and start running to Master Iruka)
*Naruto and Sasuke are talking to Iruka*
Naruto: Is it true?
Iruka: Is what true?
Sasuke:You getting high with Master Kakashi?
Iruka: ….I told kakashi not to say anything! (Iruka slams his desk)
*Naruto and Sasuke flinch*
Sasuke : Okay this is weird; who else changed in our village?
Iruka: *Falls asleep on desk*
Sasuke: I guess he's high, let's go see everyone else?
Naruto: Okay let's go!
*Naruto and Sasuke walk hand in hand to the middle of the village*
Sasuke: Hey there's Sakura and Ino. I wonder if they still like me?
Naruto: Of course they still like you it's Sakura and Ino.
Sasuke: Hey Sakura, Ino?
Sakura: Hey Sasuke, hey Naruto.
Ino:How are you peeps, Sakura go get me some chips?
Sakura: Oh… okay. (Runs to store)
Sasuke: I thought you didn't like each other?
Ino: No we don't, Sakura's just my bitch.
Naruto: Oh cool I want one! Sasuke can you get me a Sakura bitch?
Sasuke: UMM… Naruto I don't think they sell them.
Naruto: What! but they have to- then why do they have them in the store's window over there? (Naruto points to window)
Sasuke: (Looks at window) WHAT! What else changed since we started dating?
Ino: Apparently everyone- I think, well I have to go see what sakura's doing, bye. (Walks to the store)
Naruto:Please please! Sasuke can I get one?
Sasuke: Oh alright.
Naruto: Yippee! I get a Sakura bitch.
*They walk into the store and see Gaara*
Sasuke: Oh hey Gaara?
Gaara: Hola?
Sasuke: What! What are you saying?
Gaara: (Laughs) Stupido! (Walks away)
Naruto: I didn't know Gaara can speak Spanish, who else changed?
Sasuke: That's what I'm afraid of.
*Sasuke and Naruto purchased the sakura bitch and walked home*
Sasuke: How do you operate this thing? (Struggles with robot)
Naruto: I don't know but there are directions in this box.
*Naruto hands Sasuke directions and they finally get robot to work*
Sakura: Hi Naruto and Sasuke?
Naruto: Hey cool it's programmed to know are names.
Sasuke: Come on let's go to bed?
Naruto: What but we just got it to work!
Sasuke: Well I want to show you some new moves I learned. (He hugs Naruto and gropes him)
Naruto: sa-sasuke I don't think we should do this with the robot standing there.
*They both look at the robot*
Naruto: That thing is just staring at us!
Sasuke: Just ignore it, come on.
*Naruto and Sasuke go upstairs to their room and start making out*
Naruto:(PANTS) Sa- Sasuke I really don't think-
Sasuke: Shh… don't worry about it….
*Sasuke starts taking his and Naruto's clothes off*
Naruto:(GROANS) Sasuke!
*Sasuke starts pulling Naruto's legs apart and gets in between them*
Naruto:(WHIMPERS) Sa-Sasuke the robot….
Sasuke: What the hell, what does the robot have to do with-
*Naruto points behind Sasuke, he turns around and sees the robot*
Sasuke: What the-
Sakura: OH!
Naruto: Let me up-this is embarrassing.
*Sasuke let's Naruto up; they both run into the bathroom*
Sasuke: What is that things problem?
Naruto: We have to kill it, its seen enough.
Sasuke: Naruto how in the world are YOU going to kill a ROBOT!
Naruto: WE STAB IT TO DEATH!
*Sasuke goes out the bathroom and confronts the robot (still naked)*
Sasuke: Why are you spying on us? Don't you know the word "PRIVACY"?
Sakura: UH…UH…no.
Naruto: Sasuke dont-
Sakura: I'm the real sakura your friend.
Sasuke: How am I supposed to believe that crock of lies, we bought you in the store for crying out loud.
Sakura: I am the real me they used me for the program they created.
Naruto: She's telling the truth sasuke.
Sasuke: How is she-
Sakura: OOH… sasuke you look good like that.
*Sasuke looks down and grabs a pillow*
Sasuke: (BLUSHING)
Naruto: (LAUGHS)
Sakura: So will you help me?
*Naruto and Sasuke look at each other*
Naruto: YES! (Looks at Sasuke)
Sasuke: (SIGHS) we'll try.
TO BE CONTINUED…..