"Happy Birthday, Padmé!"
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"Ah, I am getting old, Sabé," Padmé said as they walked
up the corridor together after their meeting with the newly elected
governor. "She looked far too young to
be Governor of Theed."
"She is older than you were when you were elected Queen,"
Sabé pointed out. Padmé made a face as
she opened the door to her offices.
"I know, and that is why I feel old," the Queen said as
they walked inside. "I feel
ancient. Soon I will have to go with a
stick like Master Yoda."
"What brought this on?" Sabé asked curiously. Padmé gave her friend a sidelong
glance. In four days, Padmé would turn
21. Though she had been adamant about
not wanting any sort of official celebration or commemoration, she found it
difficult to believe that Sabé had forgotten her birthday, but perhaps she
had. Padmé sighed.
"I don't know, Sabé. Perhaps it was seeing the new governor."
"Yes, that must be it," Sabé agreed, turning her
attention to the stack of files and data cards that were piled in Padmé's
inbox. "Now, let us see what we can
make of this mess."
"Please, Master Yoda!" Anakin begged. He had been planning this for months, hoping
against hope that Yoda would agree.
"Not ready are you," Yoda replied firmly, pacing the
floor of the Jedi Council chambers.
"I AM ready, Master Yoda! I know it. Just give me a
chance." Yoda stopped pacing, his ears
perked up, and his eyes widened in surprise.
"Ooooohh, ready are you, Padawan Skywalker? My own counsel I will keep on who is
ready!" Anakin bowed his head.
"I apologize for my impertinence," he said quietly. "Look, I'll do anything. I'll get on my knees and beg," he said,
dropping to his knees. "I'll scrub the
toilets with a toothbrush. I'll scrub
every inch of floor in this building on my hands and knees. I'll… I'll… I'll kiss your feet!" he
exclaimed, lifting the hem of Yoda's robes and moving to make good on his
promise. Yoda snatched his robe out of
Anakin's hand and moved away. Uh oh,
I've gone too far, Anakin thought.
"Kiss my feet you will not do," Yoda told him. "Your other offers I will consider," he
continued. Anakin was surprised to see
the amusement in Yoda's eyes. Yoda
sighed, shaking his head in resignation. "Determined you are. Always
strong willed have you been. Very well,
your way you will have in this." YESSS!! Anakin thought. "But," Yoda continued, holding up a finger in warning. "Promise
you this I will: If fail you do, scrub all the toilets and floors with a
toothbrush you really will!"
Padmé sat at her desk, trying hard to concentrate on the
official documents before her. She
found that she could only think of her upcoming birthday, and it filled her
with dread. I will be 21 and
unmarried! An old maid! She felt even worse when she recalled that
during the years she had reigned, no less than six families from the
aristocracy had made offers for her on behalf of their eligible, young,
handsome sons. I turned them all
down, because I had hoped that one day, Anakin and I would be together. Always, though, there is some reason we must
wait. We must wait for him to come of
age. We must wait for him to finish his
training. We must wait for him to be
made a Knight. She had not told
him of her fear of ending up an old maid, knowing that such a notion was
considered old-fashioned in most of the rest of the Republic; she feared he
would laugh. She glanced over at Sabé,
hard at work at the desk next to hers. Sabé
is older than I, and SHE does not worry much about being an old maid. Or perhaps she simply does not speak of it. Padmé's stomach growled, breaking her train
of thought. She stood.
"I am going to the kitchens to see if there is anything
to snack on," she told Sabé. "Would you
like me to bring you something?"
Obi-Wan stood before the assembled Jedi Council, his
heart racing nervously. His Padawan
knelt at his feet, head respectfully bowed. Obi-Wan's stomach was filled with butterflies, for he was certain that
his Padawan had not been ready for testing. As Anakin's teacher, his failure would reflect badly on Obi-Wan. A failure with my very first
Padawan. What will the Council think of
me now? Damn Anakin and his
impulsiveness…
"Tested your Padawan has been, Jedi Kenobi," Yoda intoned
formally. Obi-Wan bit his lip, dreading
the Jedi Master's next words. After
what seemed an eternity, Yoda spoke.
Wishing to be alone with her thoughts, Padmé took a long,
indirect route to the Palace kitchens. People she encountered in the corridors smiled at her, bobbing their heads
in abbreviated bows as they hurried past on their own business. She returned their greetings with a good
humor she did not really feel. No one
mentioned her upcoming birthday. She
was beginning to think everyone had forgotten. Well, if they have, it's just as well. Perhaps they will also forget that I am old and unmarried. Sighing, she rounded the corner and came
face to face with Eirtaé, who had been hurrying up the corridor towards her.
"Your Majesty," the handmaiden said breathlessly, bowing. "I have been looking everywhere for you."
"Well, now you've found me," Padmé said amiably. "What is it?"
"The Governor is on the holophone for you. She said it's urgent."
"All right," Padmé sighed. "I will take it back in my offices." She turned to go, then hesitated. "Eirtaé, would you be kind enough to go to the kitchens and ask
them to prepare a snack tray with coffee for Sabé and I?"
"Of course, Your Majesty," Eirtaé answered, bowing. "It would be my pleasure."
Padmé
reached her offices and hurriedly punched in the entry code on a keypad beside
the door. As the keypad beeped to
itself, she heard Sabé's voice from within.
"I look forward to it," Sabé was saying. The door slid open, and Padmé caught a quick
glimpse of a flare of light from the holophone as Sabé abruptly terminated the
call from her end.
"Was that the governor?" Padmé asked. Sabé blinked.
"Uh… yes. Yes it
was."
"I thought she wanted to talk to me," Padmé said,
frowning.
"Ah, well… It was a minor thing, and I was able to handle
it." Padmé nodded, prompting Sabé to
continue. "She only wanted your opinion
on some pending legislation, and I certainly know your opinions!" Padmé smiled.
"You certainly do. Who else listens to me moan and complain about everything?"
"I live only to serve my Queen," Sabé replied, dropping a
humorous curtsey. Padmé laughed.
"Seriously, thank you for handling it. I do not think I could face another
conversation with our young governor today."
"Hi,
Sara," Anakin said as he barged into the Supreme Chancellor's office
suite. Palpatine's personal assistant
looked up at him and smiled.
"Hello,
Anakin," Sara said warmly. "The
Chancellor is on the 'phone," she told him, rising to escort Anakin through the
reception area of the Supreme Chancellor's office. They halted at Palpatine's office door, which stood open. Sara tapped softly on it to get his
attention. Palpatine looked up, saw
them there and motioned for Anakin to come inside, all the while speaking
rapidly in Nubian to the person on the other end of the voicephone. After a few moments, Palpatine concluded his
conversation and hung up the phone.
"Supreme Chancellor Palpatine," Anakin said formally,
giving him the deep bow that was his due as Chancellor. This was strange behavior for Anakin;
usually, he burst in yelling "Hey Palpster!" or something equally
informal. Palpatine's eyebrows went up.
"Padawan Skywalker," he said gravely, matching Anakin's
formal tone. Anakin broke into a huge
grin.
Sara sat at her desk, going over Palpatine's schedule for
the week. Suddenly, her head jerked up
in surprise as she heard shouting from the Chancellor's office next door.
"Who's the man? Who is THE MAN???" she heard Anakin yell.
"You are THE MAN!" Palpatine shouted back, followed by
much gleeful whooping and yelling and slapping of hands in congratulatory
high-fives. Sara's jaw dropped in
amazement. Shaking her head, she made a
mental note to switch the Chancellor to decaffeinated coffee.
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Padmé
woke on the morning of her twenty-first birthday to the sight of sunlight
streaming in through the floor length windows and the sound of birds chirping
merrily outside. The waterfall was
distant white noise, soothing and comforting. She closed her eyes, seriously considering going back to sleep for a
while longer. Well, and why not?
she thought. It is my birthday,
after all.
"Time to get up, Your Majesty," Sabé said cheerfully,
walking into Padmé's bedroom. The Queen
sighed. Not even a "happy birthday",
she thought. Yes, I did say that I
did not want a fuss made over me, but totally ignoring my birthday is not what
I had in mind either! Could Sabé have
truly forgotten? She turned her
attention back to Sabé, who had been speaking.
"I'm sorry, Sabé. My mind wandered."
"I asked if you want breakfast before or after your
bath," the handmaiden replied. Padmé
sighed.
"I don't know," she replied, waving her hand. "Whatever is easier."
"Have it afterwards," Sabé suggested. "You can eat while I do your hair."
"As you wish," Padmé agreed, walking to the
bathroom. From the other room, she
could hear Sabé humming a happy little tune as she walked around the bedroom,
straightening things out and making the bed. I wonder what's gotten into her… she's usually not a morning person,
Padmé thought as she turned on the shower taps. As she stood waiting for the water to reach a comfortable
temperature, her thoughts turned back to her birthday. I wonder if Anakin has forgotten my
birthday as well. He did not send a
present or even a holocard. Sighing, she pulled off her nightgown, stepped into the shower and
yelled in surprise. The water had just
turned icy cold. Happy birthday to
me, she thought ironically as she fought to adjust the taps, all the while
doing her best to avoid the freezing blast of water from the shower head. Sabé must be taking her shower now too,
Padmé thought. This always happens
when we both run our showers at the same time. The water system in the Palace is ancient. I should try to remember to talk to someone about getting the
pipes redone. Padmé smiled,
thinking of her short-tempered, acid-tongued handmaiden's unusually good mood. I wonder if she will keep her good mood
after getting blasted by ice water. Finally, she was able to convince the taps to put out water that altered
fitfully between icy cold and scalding hot. She hurried through her shower, knowing that the water temperature could
change permanently in either direction at any time. At last, she was finished. As she toweled herself off and wrapped herself in a white terrycloth
robe, Sabé appeared in the bathroom doorway.
"The kitchen is on the 'phone," she told Padmé. "They want to know if you want bacon or
sausage this morning." Padmé frowned.
"I
thought you were in the shower," she said.
"No," Sabé said, shaking her head. "I took one earlier, before I got you
up. Now, bacon or sausage?"
Padmé sat at her dressing table, combing out her long,
damp hair. She had checked the
holophone several times, but its message lights indicated that no one had
called while she was in the shower. Pulling the last tangles out of her hair, she stood and went to the
holophone. Feeling every bit the
desperate old maid, she swiftly punched in a number. After a few moments, a hologram of Anakin appeared.
"Hello," it said.
"Oh Anakin – " she began.
"Hello? We must
have a bad connection."
"Hello?" Padmé asked.
"Hello? I can't
hear you," Anakin said. Padmé pushed the
tuning button, searching for a better frequency. "Hello? I still can't
hear you. Oh, wait a minute, that's
because I'm not here!" Padmé
groaned. It was a recording. Smiling brightly, Anakin's hologram
continued. "But if you want to leave a
message, just wait for the beep. Oh,
and I really got you that time, didn't I?" Sighing, Padmé cut the connection without leaving a message. He is always in his room at this time,
she thought. I wonder where he is. She considered calling Obi-Wan, but dismissed
the notion as too grasping and clingy. I
will not become one of those desperate girlfriends who call their boyfriends'
friends checking up on them. She
glanced at the holophone again. I
will not, she thought firmly, returning to her dressing table. If Anakin wants to call me, he will.
The
door opened, and Sabé walked in from the other room, followed by a footman
pushing a hovercart carrying breakfast and coffee for both women. Padmé watched as Sabé showed the footman
where to put the cart, again struck by her handmaiden's obvious good
humor. Amazing, Padmé thought as
Sabé laughed at something the footman said to her. She is usually particularly short-tempered in the
morning. One would think it is her
birthday instead of mine. I wonder what
has sweetened her disposition this morning. The footman left.
"Now, how shall we do your hair today, Padmé?" Sabé
asked, walking over with plates of food and cups of coffee for both of
them. Padmé shrugged.
"I don't suppose it has to be anything special," she told
her handmaiden. "I have nothing on my
agenda, and today is no more special than any other day." She looked into the mirror, trying to catch
Sabé's eye so she could gauge whether the other woman had caught the clue. Sabé, busy dividing Padmé's damp hair into
sections with a comb, seemed oblivious.
"How about a simple braid wrapped around your head?" she
suggested.
"Fine with me," Padmé said, sighing. So it's true, she thought as Sabé
began working. She has forgotten my
birthday – and worse, so has Anakin. She felt tears threatening, and she bit her lip, squeezing her eyelids
shut to stop the tears from falling. I
will not cry, she thought resolutely. Even if everyone in the whole Republic has forgotten my birthday, I will
not cry.
Just as Padmé finished dressing, her door chime sounded.
"I will get it," Sabé offered, walking out of the
bedroom. Padmé smoothed her
rust-colored velvet shirt and critically appraised her reflection in the
mirror. Not bad for a forgotten old
maid, she thought with more than a touch of bitterness. Well, I suppose you'll have to do,
Birthday Girl. She walked out into
the living area of her apartments to see who had come to pay her a visit so
early in the morning.
"Good morning, Your Majesty," Eirtaé said, bowing. "I've come to tell you that you have a
visitor."
"Oh?" Padmé asked, perking up a bit. Perhaps Anakin was here to surprise her…
"Yes. I am afraid that the new governor is here
asking to see you," Eirtaé continued. Padmé
was indeed surprised, but it wasn't the sort of surprise she'd been hoping
for. She sighed.
"What, so early?" The Queen got a sudden sinking feeling in her stomach. "Is there some sort of emergency?" Eirtaé shook her head.
"No, Your Majesty. There is no emergency. She only
said that she needed to speak to you as soon as possible. She is waiting for you in the formal dining
room. I took the liberty of having the
kitchens serve her breakfast while she waits." Padmé nodded.
"You have done well, Eirtaé," she told the
handmaiden. "Thank you. And now I suppose I must go and see what our
young governor wants."
"Tickets to see the Backstreet Boys, perhaps?" Sabé
suggested acidly, sounding a bit more like herself. Padmé smiled.
"Perhaps, Sabé. But then, don't we all?" Laughing, the three women left the Queen's apartments and headed up the
corridor. "Did the governor say
anything to hint at what this impromptu meeting might be about?" the Queen
asked as they approached the dining room.
"Nothing, Your Majesty. Simply that it was important that she speak to you right away."
"Ah, the impulsiveness of youth," Sabé murmured. Padmé shot her a look as she opened the
double doors of the formal dining room.
"I do not think – " the Queen began. She never got to finish the sentence.
"SURPRISE!" Padmé
stood frozen to the spot, stunned. The
formal dining room had been decorated with streamers and balloons. The dining table had been set with
birthday-themed paper plates and plastic cutlery, and a huge birthday cake sat
in the middle. All of her handmaidens
were there, along with Captain Panaka, Chancellor Palpatine, Obi-Wan, and –
"ANAKIN!" she cried, throwing herself into his arms,
tears running down her cheeks. He picked
her up and spun her around, laughing.
"Happy birthday, my angel," he said, still holding her in
a crushing embrace. "Are you
surprised?"
"You have no idea," she said, laughing as she wiped tears
from her cheeks. Sabé and Palpatine
were lighting the candles on the cake.
"Shall we sing?" the Chancellor asked. Anakin made a face.
"Please don't," he pleaded. "I've heard you sing before." Palpatine gave him a dirty look.
"Come and make a wish," Sabé instructed. Smiling, Padmé took Anakin's hand and walked
over to the table. She took a deep
breath, closed her eyes, and blew. Everyone cheered. She opened her
eyes to see that she'd successfully blown out all the candles.
"What did you wish for, Your Majesty?" Panaka asked. Before Padmé could answer, Sabé spoke.
"She can't tell," the handmaiden said. "If she tells, it won't come true." It matters not, Padmé thought, glancing
up at Anakin. I doubt it will come
true whether I tell it or not. She
felt Anakin give her hand a little squeeze. Ah, how selfish I am, she suddenly thought. He has done so much for me, and instead of being happy, I only
want more. She watched as Sabé cut
a slice from the birthday cake, expertly turning it over onto the plate Palpatine
held out for her. He turned to Padmé
and offered it, smiling.
"For you, Your Majesty," he said, his eyes
twinkling. "The first piece goes to the
birthday girl."
"Thank you, Chancellor," she said smiling. She looked around the room at her friends. "Thank you all for making my birthday very
happy indeed."
It was several hours before the party broke up. Though it was still early in the morning,
vast quantities of cake, ice cream, and champagne were enjoyed by all. Padmé had opened and exclaimed over her
gifts, truly touched that her friends had gone to such trouble for her. Finally, high on sugar and half-drunk on
champagne, the partygoers had left one by one. Obi-Wan had expressed a desire to meditate, though Anakin and Padmé
strongly suspected that he simply wanted to go to his guestroom and pass
out. He hardly seemed sober enough to
walk straight, let alone coherent enough to meditate. They escorted him to his quarters, and then walked hand in hand
through the confusing corridors of the Palace until they reached the wing that
housed the Royal apartments and the apartments of the handmaidens. Sabé's apartments were next door to Padmé's,
and the Queen was surprised to see Palpatine leaning against the wall next to
Sabé's door, his arms around the handmaiden. They kissed passionately, eyes shut, utterly oblivious to the new
arrivals. Now I know why Sabé was in
such a good mood this morning, and why my shower ran hot and cold.
"Hey,
you two, get a room!" Anakin called out. Giggling, Padmé punched in the lock code, and they entered her
apartments. As the door slid shut
behind them, Anakin caught Padmé in an embrace.
"I've missed you," he whispered.
"I've missed you too," she replied. He bent to kiss her. As they kissed, she opened her eyes to look
at him, and noticed –
"Hey," she said, breaking the kiss. "What happened to your braid?"
"What braid?" he asked innocently. She touched the side of his head where his
Padawan braid had been.
"You know what braid," she said. "What happened to it?"
"Oh, THAT braid! Well, I got tired of it and cut it off," he told her. She frowned at him.
"You got tired of it and cut it off?" she repeated,
incredulous. "Won't you get in trouble
for that??"
"Nah," he said, shaking his head. "Oh, that reminds me, I didn't give you your
birthday present yet."
"Oh
Anakin, you didn't have to get me anything," she said. "Just being here is enough of a gift!"
"Well,
I got you something anyway." Pulling
away from her, he dug around in the deep pockets of his Jedi robes until he
found what he was looking for. To her
surprise, he backed away a few steps and fell to his knees, holding his hand
out to her. Resting on his open palm
was a small green box that Padmé recognized as having come from Tiffany's. She gasped, wondering how he'd ever afforded
whatever was in that box.
"I…" she began. Smiling, Anakin used the Force to float the small green box over to
her. Her mind reeling in shock, Padmé
reached out and plucked the box from the air.
"Open it," he told her softly. Slowly, she untied the white silk ribbon. Carefully, she opened the box. Swallowing hard, she removed the small,
velvet covered ring box and opened it. She gasped aloud in shock.
"Oh Anakin…" she breathed. His Padawan braid was in the box, twined around a diamond
engagement ring.
"Will
you marry me, Padmé Amidala?" he asked. Tears ran down her cheeks.
"Oh yes…" she whispered. "Yes!" He stood and removed the
ring from the box, unwrapped the braid from it, and slipped the ring onto her
finger. He took her in his arms.
"Happy birthday, Angel," he whispered.
FINIS.
