Gonna put Song-Fics here since all I do is have my radio blasting so loud that my cousin can hear it two houses over.
Song- Bad Thouch by Bloodhound Gang.
Anime- Naruto.
I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
RATED T FOR LYRICS!
~ "Talking."
~ 'Thoughts.'
~ 'Tailed-Beast.'
~ Lyrics.
Enjoy!
Gaara was sitting in the living room drinking tea and surfing the channels on the television.
'SpongeBob?'
'I rather watch grass grow then watch that stupid sponge.'
Gaara flipped a few channels up, 'Deadliest Warrior?'
'...'
Gaara took that as a 'no' and changed the channel again, 'Umm... Barney... Hell no! I'm just gonna put it music videos.'
"...Well now, we call this the act of mating, but there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about."
Gaara looked at the television wide-eyed, drooping his drink and the remote to the floor.
"Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought. Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about. So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts. Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up. You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds. I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns. Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time."
'I think you should change this bef...'
The front door busted open and Lee ran in causing Gaara to jump.
"Gaara-kun! Temari said you wou-..."
Gaara picked up the remote in a hurry and pushed the power button repeatedly, his face turning red.
'TURN OFF! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!'
The batteries fell out.
"Do it now. You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Do it again now. You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Gettin' horny now."
"Lee! I-I..."
Said ninja was staring at the video-playing box.
"Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket. Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it. Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas. But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory." So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship. Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip. So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll lovett it just like Lyle and then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files."
'You're gonna be in deep shit kid.'
'No-one is talking to you!'
While Gaara and the One-tailed were auguring Lee was having... well, perverted thoughts about him and Gaara.
"Do it now. You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Do it again now. You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Gettin' horny now."
THUD!
"KID SHUT THE HELL UP... The dude in the green fell."
Gaara looked to were Lee was standing, now laying on the floor, he saw blood on his face and wait... he was smiling?
"What the...?"
The red head picked up the boy and laid him down on the sofa. He started to clean the blood.
'Did he have a nose-bleed or something cause there's no wound.'
'HA! He's a freaking pervert! I bet he was thinking about you and the freaking song.'
Gaara blushed the same shade of red as his hair.
'Lee is not a freaking perv! And why would he think of me?'
Gaara was too busy thinking about what the beast said that he didn't see Lee get up.
'Seriously Shukaku! Wh-'
Lee jumped the Jinchuuriki before he could finish.
"Gaara-kun umm, can we do a few things?"
Gaara looked at the ninja for a few minutes, his face turning red.
"Just say yes you freaking idiot."
"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammal, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Do it again now. You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Do it now. You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Do it again now. You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals. so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. Gettin' horny now."
~FIN
Leigh- I wish we could put like fancy font when we put fin, that would be so awesome! I think I did okay, but now the song is stuck in my head. STUPID EARWORM!
Gaara- Awe... I wanted to see that episode of SpongeBob. :'(
Lee- We'll watch it Gaara-kun! ^_^
Gaara- Nah, I feel like watching X-Files again.
Lee- O/O
Leigh- Okay, have fun you two!
Thank you for reading!