Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of its stuff i just like it enough to make my own writings about it
Knock and Run Voldie
"Remind me again why where doing this Harry?" asked Ron for about the 50th time that evening. "Honestly Ron and you call yourself Fred and George's brother. Where pranking Voldie cause its funny and more importantly it's his birthday – Now be quiet i think that's him coming now. Harry and Ron looked out from behind the bush they were hiding Voldemort was flying his Dark Lord Carpet down to his house Riddle Manor in Little Hangleton. Jumping off his carpet he made his way into his house.
"Ready Ron lets go." Harry and Ron made their way out from behind the bush levitating a large brown paper bag in front of them. "Where did you get that from anyway harry its HUMUNGOUS" asked Ron. "Oh that was easy, I told Hagrid Professor Sprout was making some fertilizer and she needed Giant three headed dog poo for it so he went to Fluffys pen and got it for me," said harry as if it was an everyday kind of thing. "Makes sense," said Ron.
Getting to the front door harry lowered the paper bag full of Fluffys humongous dog turd onto the welcome mat at the front door. "Okay Ron read on the count of three – One – Two – Three!" Ron Rang the doorbell while harry cast that blue bell flame spell he learnt from Hermione on the brown paper bag. "RUN" Harry and Ron quickly scampered back to the bush they were hiding in.
"I'm coming" they heard Voldemort yell from somewhere within the house. The front door opened and Voldemort stepped out "Holly Shit my house" he yelled and promptly started jumping on the fire to get it out, Ron and Harry were cackling with glee as the flaming dog turd splashed up onto Voldemort robes which promptly started to burn. "When i find you little shits who did this I'm going to A K your arses off!" yelled an irate semi robed Voldemort who had now gained enough sense to use his wand and pour water over the fire and vanish the dog turd.
Big smoking purple letters formed in front of Voldemort Happy Birthday Voldie – poo Lots of Hate Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. "ILL GET YOUR POTTER AND YOUR LITTLE WESEL TOO!" Yelled Voldemort who was now crying because they had ruined his 78th birthday party and he knew Lucius was going to give him a stern talking to for ruining the robes he bought him only two days before as an early birthday present.
Ron and Harry snickered before apparating away to think up more schemes for their favourite dark lord.
A.N. Okay so that's my first attempt at a one shot i have no idea where it came from only that I thought i wonder what would happen if someone did a know and run on our favourite Dark Lord - Nvoll