(A song on the radio finishes and the volume was turned up as a man spoke)

DJ DARK WIZZY: Yo, g'night everybody and thank y'all for tunin' in t'night to 48.5 fm. Today we got a special programme fer y'all cuz we got a special guest. Let's ring her up!

(Ringing tone)

GYPSY ARIS: (picks up phone) Hello?

DJ: Sup, Aris? It's 48.5 fm.

GYP: Oh greetings!

DJ: So, Aris, befo' we get down to callin' the lucky winner, yo' fans want you to answer a few questions. Are you ready? (he takes out a list of questions)

GYP: The first answer is Aris Maye. I saw you asking zhrough zee crystal ball.

DJ: Oh brilliant! So you're real name is Aris Maye. Moving on: how old exactly are you and why are you so –

GYP: – secretive about it? I'm not secretive about zit at all! I just zhink zat zee teenagers should do some mazematics while zey play zee game. I am actually 315 years old for all zose who still cannot work it out.

DJ: (he claps) 315 years old? I cannot believe it! What is your secret to living so long and still looking so beautiful?

GYP: ….in zee eyes of Guzix, EVERYZINGis beautiful. I don't know what you are saying.

DJ: (awkward silence…he tugs on the paper of questions) What is the relationship between you and the Wise Old Man?

GYP: Oh, Bubbykins, my true love. I loved him so much, you know? He used to be so humble and kind. I remember zee day we both fought wiz zee terrible Culinaromancer. Zankfully he was killed not long after both love zee magic and one day he help me no more aging. We never age now, zanks to zat. But now I hear he robbed zee bank and kidnapped a child.

DJ: Oh, that's too bad…Thank you Aris, we will now proceed to calling a lucky randomly picked person, so you can read their future. (ringing tone)

GYP: (Talking to someone in her tent) ..No, you must go now, I'm on zee phone…

ROMEO: Uhh, yes hello? Romeo speaking.

DJ: Hello Romeo, I am DJ Dark Wizzy and you are the lucky winner to have your fortune told my Gypsy Aris!

ROM: (shouting) Hi Mrs. Maye!

GYP: (looks outside tent) It's Miss! Romeo, boy, I can see you right zere. You could just walk into my tent, you know?

ROM: You can see me? Through your crystal ball? (squeals with delight)

GYP: No, dear child. I mean I can see you outside zee door. (waves at Romeo)

DJ: Well how excitin', you know each other!

ROM: Where are you? Where? (Looks around varrock Square)

GYP: In my TENT, Romeo!

ROM: I don't see you.

GYP: (sighs and walks over to crystal ball) Never mind, Romeo.

DJ: Romeo, this is yo' special chance to ask the Gypsy of yo' future!

ROM: But I don't believe in that stuff…

DJ: Then why the hell did you sign yourself up fo' this ****?

ROM: Can't remember. Have you seen Juliet?

GYP: Yes, I can see her, Romeo. She is in zee dark. She is crying.

ROM: She's sad?

GYP: She is in grave danger, Romeo. Grave danger!

ROM: That's because I want to kill her!

DJ: What the ****?

ROM: So she can escape her house!

DJ: No no, Romey, you're gunna wanna make her fall asleep man. Then you gunna break her out and take her go bowlin' or ****.

GYP: I see your future, Romeo… You will die with Juliet! You must –

ROM: – Then that means that I cannot stay with Juliet!

GYP: No, I meant za–

ROM: – I hate her anyways. She's so tall. Go to hell!

DJ: Rome, listen to Aris.

ROM: No, that's alright. I knew it anyways. She was always trying to plot ways to kill me when I pee. I better stay away from her. (He cuts the line)

(Silence. GYP coughs softly)

DJ: (talking very fast) Andthat'.

(music comes on)