The wonderful and confusing call log of Nicholas Lucas and Macy Misa. Oh what joy.

1:47 PM.

"Hello?

"Why, hello there Nick."

"Haha, Hey May. What's up?"

"Well, it's a beautiful Saturday afternoon, and poor poor Macy has nothing to do but lie on her bed and watch E! News."

"E! News?"

"Yep. Apparently, Jennifer Hudson has given birth, and Kevin Lucas doesn't approve of Nick's girlfriend."

"See? THIS is why I tell you never to watch those things!"

"Why doesn't he like me?"

"He loves you."

"Not according to Ryan Secrest."

"Macy, who else would he have to play Table Tennis with?"

"That's true."

"Just like anything else I speak. I gotta go, my battery is dying and my charger is no where to be found."

"Ugh."

"I love you!"

"Bye."

3:44 PM

"Hello?"

"Joe? It's Macy."

"HEY!"

"Haha, hey. Is Nick around?

"Yeah, hold on."

"Okay."

"Hello?

"NICHOLAS."

"What warmth your voice brings me."

"WHERE ARE MY SOCCOR CLEATS?!"

"Uhh...3rd sock draw."

"Hold on."

"Alright."

"Oh my gosh, they're here! THANK YOU!"

"I know, I'm a life saver even when I'm on tour."

"Haha, I've come to see that. I gotta go, bye love!"

"Bye."

5:12 PM

"Hello?"

"Macy, guess what?"

"What?"

"Kevin found my charger. It was in the refrigerator!"

"The refrigerator?"

"The refrigerator."

"Awesome."

"You seem un-enthusiastic. What's wrong?"

"I've been injured."

"What happend? Are you alright?!"

"I cut my chin. With a water bottle."

"How do you cut yourself with a water bottle?"

"No idea, but I did. Now my chin is suffering greatly."

"I'm sorry honey."

"If only you were here to kiss it..."

"I'm in Atlanta."

"Aww, I was born there!"

"I know, which is why people aren't jealous that you're dating a heart-throb here!"

"I'm dating a heart throb?"

"Yep, and he has to go to soundcheck. Bye!"

"Ugh, bye."

7:02 PM

"Hello?"

"Is soundcheck over?"

"Yeah, but--"

"Great 'cause I'm ULTRA bored and Greys Anatomy isn't on."

"Baby, I--"

"Have you ever noticed that I've got freaky fingernails?"

"Macy, I sorta got this thing to do."

"That's more important than talking to me?"

"Well..."

"What is it?"

"Uh, a concert?"

"Oh, is that all the screaming in the backround?"

"Yeah, I'm backstage. We're on in like, 3."

"Minutes?"

"More like seconds."

"Oh! Bye, have fun!"

"I won't without you here, but I'll try.

12:48 AM

"Hello?"

"Goodnight."

"Goodnight."

"I love you."

"I love you too."