Iruka entered the Halloween-decorated classroom with his head down, looking at papers and saying, "Happy Halloween, and sorry I'm late, kids. I had urgent business with the Hokage and —" He stopped as he finally looked up. Instead of his class, all of his previous class (or so he assumed, they all looked the same) was before him. All of the boys had green eyes rimmed with black, pale skin, red hair, tattoos (fake, he hoped) and gourds (those looked like papier-mâché). The girls had blonde hair tied back in four pigtails, teal eyes and giant fans on their backs (also fake). His eye twitched and he said, "W-why do you all look like the Kazekage and his sister?" One of the Gaara clones (Iruka thought it sounded like Naruto) said, "Well, you know how for Halloween you're supposed to be the scariest thing you can think of? Well, Gaara and Temari were the scariest things we could think of! Besides, we thought it would have made a great prank! Too bad they aren't here, huh?" Iruka gulped and said, "As a matter of fact, they are here. That was what made me late; I was arranging for them to visit my classroom. The kids would've enjoyed it. Where are they kids, by the way?" Lots more little Gaaras' and Temaris' popped out of the closet. Iruka almost collapsed on his desk. He started muttering to himself. "Oh god, the Kazekage's going to show up and he'll start a war; he and his sister will be so offended; oh god, oh god, oh god."
At that moment, three sharp raps sounded on the door. Iruka called shakily, "Yes; come o-on in." Silently, Gaara and Temari walked in and stopped. They surveyed the (apparent) clones of themselves and slowly, they turned toward each other. Temari said, "Okay, I didn't cast a bunshin jutsu. Did you?" Gaara shook his head and asked, "Did you and Shikamaru have tons of children without my realizing it?" She shook her head and asked, "What about you?" He semi-glared and said, "You know that Shukaku hasn't figured out that jutsu yet. It'll be at least another week before me and Naruto can have children." All of a sudden, there was an awkward silence. Kiba felt the need to yell out, "GAY BABY!!" Immediately, Gaara whipped around and managed to pinpoint him out of the others. He said, "You, Kiba Inuzuka, are in no position to be speaking. I have heard the...sounds, for lack of a better word, that emanate from my brother's room when you arrive." Kiba stuttered, "That's n-not what I meant! I-it's just, when there's an awkward silence, there's a joke that says a gay baby is born! Just a j-joke!" Gaara's glare softened and he said, "Well, it's almost trick-or-treating time. What say we go out and scare the bejeesus out of the villagers?" Everyone nodded (Naruto actually did a happy dance—like, straight up, jump-in-the-air-for joy dance) and walked out.
Needless to say, it was a very eventful night for the Konoha residents.
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A/N: One shot crack fic of DOOM!! This came from a thing my friend came up with! I changed it a bit, but, yeah! I realize they are a little OOC, but whatever!
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