Hello! I have another LoU fic for you! And here it is! A funny fic, really!
The Day Sano, Rinko, and Hideyoshi Heard Those
"Ueki, put that thing inside the hole!"
"I can't! The hole's too small!"
Sano, Rinko, and Hideyoshi stood behind the closed door leading to Ueki's Room. They were mortified. Heck, Sano even dropped his towel on the floor.
"W-what're they doing?" Rinko nervously asked.
Sano gulped. Hideyoshi sweatdropped.
"What hole are they talking about?" Hideyoshi asked.
Sano feigned a laugh. "I'm sure it's a lock or a key or something. I mean they wouldn't-"
"AH! Finally! It's inside! AHHH! What's that!?!?"
"W-was that Ai screaming?" Rinko asked, stuttering.
"M-maybe Ueki managed to insert something inside a hole. Like I said, a lock or a key or-" Sano's statement was interrupted by the next set of conversations.
"Ueki, move!"
"I-I can't! It's such a closed space…"
"MOVE!"
"Y-yes!"
The three felt their blood draining out of their body. Hideyoshi nervously turned towards Sano, his right pointing finger pointing at the door in front of them.
"D-does that sound like a key or a lock to you?"
Sano gulped. His brow was twitching. "I-I'm sure there's a good explanation. I mean Ueki couldn't do…t-that to Ai, now can he?"
"I d-don't think so, Sano…" Rinko muttered.
"Yes! That's it, Ueki! You're doing it!"
"R-really? I'm doing it right?"
"Yes, you are! Faster! Harder!"
"I'm trying! I'm trying!"
"I don't want you to TRY! I want you to DO it! NOW!"
"Yes! I'll do it!"
"There you go! AHHHH! YES!!!!"
The three couldn't take it anymore. Sano opened the door. They were surprised to see Ai sitting beside Ueki, who was playing a video game console. There was a giant beast and a swordsman on the TV screen.
"Oh hi guys!" Ai greeted them. "Finally, you're here!"
"W-what were you two doing?" Rinko asked
"I'm playing a video game." Ueki replied
"I can see that." Sano said
"But what were those sounds we've been hearing?" Hideyoshi asked
"Oh that?". Ai giggled. "Well, Ueki finished level 2 and there was a door. He needed to put the key inside the doorknob. The key was so small he couldn't put it inside properly so I yelled at him. When he did insert it, this giant monster appeared. He had to fight it. He had no idea how to so I needed to teach him how to run around faster and how to strike harder. Then he was stuck in this closed space in the corner. It was such a pain in the ass."
So that's what they were doing… Rinko thought
I honestly thought they were… Hideyoshi thought.
"See? I told you there was a key involved!" Sano said.
OWARI
Totally stupid fic. But it was fun writing it though. I hope you aren't too disappointed they were playing video games!