One day Edwurd and Bela wer siting in the park. Bela said "Edward I lov yu" nd Edwrd sed "I lov yu to Bela" and they kissd. Edwurd then said "Uh oh look out Bela" and Jacob showed upped.
Jacob saded to Bela and Edwurd "I found this horribl stori calld Twilight. Its an entir saga about a pedophil and a teen grl. Ther's also tis werwlf guy calld Jacob. How stupid"
Edwurd sad "let me see" and grabd the book. "This is trash" sad Edwurd nd mad Bela reed it.
"This stori is gud" sad Bela. "I would want to hav babby with that Edwurd guy"
"That Edwurd's probly gey" sad Edwurd.
"Yeh" sad Jacob.
"ugh ur meannn Edwurd" sad Bela and Bela wlakd of to hom. It was dark outsid nd the door was lokd and sad "ur not livng her amynor, go liv wit that pedo boyfrnd –mom". So Bela and Edwurd wnt to Edwurd's hous and Edwurd sad "babby I want to do u" and Bela sad "ok" nd Edwurd had a big thing and he stuk it in Bela's girlpart nd they had sex nd then Bela was pregnant nd Bela sad "wats hapning" and Edwurd sad "ur forming babby" nd Bela formd babby nd the babby was gay nd Edwurd sad "oh no u had a gay babby" nd Bela sad "kil it" nd Edwurd kild the gay babby.
Then Jacob cam into the hous nd sad to Edwrad "hay babby u lok sexi"
nd Edrawd sad "u to babby" nd Jacob got on top of Edwrad nd Jacob put his mansitkc into Edwrad's hole nd they had sex nd ejnyoed it muhcly. Tehn Jacob camed nd mad the flor wet.
Bela sad "I wnt sum to" nd Edwrad sad "no u mad gay babby we cnt hav sex amynor"
nd Bela mad a sad face nd sad "sadfaec" nd creid nd ran uptsairs to her rom.
Bela sad out the widnow "lif wit Jacob nd Edwrad suks" nd she wlakd ovr to the miror.
nd the miror stratd to crak, nd the wind was feicre. "WATS HAPNING" shotd Bela, nd the wolrd broke.
The end.