NO DIGNITY 2060
PART 1:THE INTERVIEWS
"Welcome WWF fans to NO DIGNITY 2060! I'm Annoying Guy, and next to me is, no one,"
says Annoying Guy, getting really sad, " Well, anyway. Tonight we're going to see the oldest
wrestler ever take on the corpse of StoneCold Steve Austin! We now take you to Mark
Tamorisoritafoolboyjones, interviewing the oldest wrestler in history, The Rock."
"Rock, are you proud to be the oldest wrestler in the WWF?" asked Chris.
"Well, Mark Tomfool, whatever, some would consider The Rock the youngest wrestler in the
WWF," said The Rock, proudly.
"What?" said Mark, completely confused.
"Never mind. Well, sonny, The Rock has had the WWF tittle for 20 years, and The Rock isn't
gonna lose to some roody poody candy man who pretendsto be dead," The Rock comments
while coughing hysterically.
"Ummmmm, Stone Cold Steve Austin really is dead. You're not theWWF champion. You
haven't been the WWF for at least 50 years. Plus thechampion is--" Mark stopped as The Rock
slowly put his hand in front of Mark's face.
"Shut your mouth jaroni!" said The Rock.
"Don't you mean jabroni?" asked Mark.
"I ssaaiidd, screwa, youa," said The Rock.
"Actually you said-" Mark began, but was once again interrupted by The Rock
"Shut your mouth jaroni!" yelled The Rock, trying to be intimidating,
"Finally, The Rock, has come back, to New York!"
"Rock, we're in Chicago," reminded Mark.
"I said Chicago, jaroni! Anyway, The Rock is gonna do three things to Austin. Number one. The
Rock is gonna beat Austin to a bloody corpse." began The Rock.
"Already happened," said Mark to himself.
"Number two," said The Rock unable to hear Mark's comments, "The Rock is gonna make
Austin wish he was dead."
"Also already happened," Mark commented again.
"And number two," The Rock continued, "The Rock is gonna take his hand, turn it counter
clockwise in a 540 degree rotation, and shove it straight down your chewy ears! If you
smeeeellllllllllllllllel, what The Rock, what I, what I'm, cooking food. How's that go?"
"Rriigghhtt," said Mark, "Ummmmm, back to you Annoying Guy."
"Well, Mark, you make sure Rock can find the ring for his match, okay?" asked Annoying Guy.
"But, we're only one room away from the ring," responded Mark.
"I know," said Annoying Guy, "We now take you to Richard Nixon, via satellite, over at the
Chicago Pride Cemetery. Richard, what's goin' down over there?"
"Well, Annoying Guy," began Richard, "I can tell you what's goin' up. Because right now I'm in
the process of digging up Stone Cold, and I gotta tell you that tonight I won't be in the arena
because I'm stoned cold. Wa ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha. Get it? Stoned cold is like Stone Cold. It's a joke. What's wrong with you?"
"Ummmmm, right. Funny funny. Ha ha. Isn't digging up a corpse illegal?"
asked Annoying guy, suspiciously.
"I am not a crook." said Richard.
And dat's the end a dat chapter. The rest'll be up in a week or so.
PART 1:THE INTERVIEWS
"Welcome WWF fans to NO DIGNITY 2060! I'm Annoying Guy, and next to me is, no one,"
says Annoying Guy, getting really sad, " Well, anyway. Tonight we're going to see the oldest
wrestler ever take on the corpse of StoneCold Steve Austin! We now take you to Mark
Tamorisoritafoolboyjones, interviewing the oldest wrestler in history, The Rock."
"Rock, are you proud to be the oldest wrestler in the WWF?" asked Chris.
"Well, Mark Tomfool, whatever, some would consider The Rock the youngest wrestler in the
WWF," said The Rock, proudly.
"What?" said Mark, completely confused.
"Never mind. Well, sonny, The Rock has had the WWF tittle for 20 years, and The Rock isn't
gonna lose to some roody poody candy man who pretendsto be dead," The Rock comments
while coughing hysterically.
"Ummmmm, Stone Cold Steve Austin really is dead. You're not theWWF champion. You
haven't been the WWF for at least 50 years. Plus thechampion is--" Mark stopped as The Rock
slowly put his hand in front of Mark's face.
"Shut your mouth jaroni!" said The Rock.
"Don't you mean jabroni?" asked Mark.
"I ssaaiidd, screwa, youa," said The Rock.
"Actually you said-" Mark began, but was once again interrupted by The Rock
"Shut your mouth jaroni!" yelled The Rock, trying to be intimidating,
"Finally, The Rock, has come back, to New York!"
"Rock, we're in Chicago," reminded Mark.
"I said Chicago, jaroni! Anyway, The Rock is gonna do three things to Austin. Number one. The
Rock is gonna beat Austin to a bloody corpse." began The Rock.
"Already happened," said Mark to himself.
"Number two," said The Rock unable to hear Mark's comments, "The Rock is gonna make
Austin wish he was dead."
"Also already happened," Mark commented again.
"And number two," The Rock continued, "The Rock is gonna take his hand, turn it counter
clockwise in a 540 degree rotation, and shove it straight down your chewy ears! If you
smeeeellllllllllllllllel, what The Rock, what I, what I'm, cooking food. How's that go?"
"Rriigghhtt," said Mark, "Ummmmm, back to you Annoying Guy."
"Well, Mark, you make sure Rock can find the ring for his match, okay?" asked Annoying Guy.
"But, we're only one room away from the ring," responded Mark.
"I know," said Annoying Guy, "We now take you to Richard Nixon, via satellite, over at the
Chicago Pride Cemetery. Richard, what's goin' down over there?"
"Well, Annoying Guy," began Richard, "I can tell you what's goin' up. Because right now I'm in
the process of digging up Stone Cold, and I gotta tell you that tonight I won't be in the arena
because I'm stoned cold. Wa ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha. Get it? Stoned cold is like Stone Cold. It's a joke. What's wrong with you?"
"Ummmmm, right. Funny funny. Ha ha. Isn't digging up a corpse illegal?"
asked Annoying guy, suspiciously.
"I am not a crook." said Richard.
And dat's the end a dat chapter. The rest'll be up in a week or so.