Author's note: I do not claim rights to or own any of the Anime, Video Game
characters, T.V. shows movies, and Celebrities that appear in this fanfic
(Don't sue me! I don't have any money!), but, the ideas expressed here are MINE sooo um
don't copy it or I'll send you a pizza (Well, not really but it's pretty funny, no?)
Really, don't copy my stuff, you suck if you do. Well, Enjoy!!
No Peace At All!
Part One
Starring: Cid Highwind
Cid stared at the television screen, flipping through channels trying to find
a channel, any channel that had Gilligan's Island.
"Damn satellite TV!" He yelled, still flipping through channels.
Then, all of the sudden a weird looking space ship appeared on the screen
"Oh no Tinky-Winky seems to have spilled some Tubby Juice. Stupid klutz."
The show seemed to mesmerize Cid. Pretty soon he was in a trance-like state.
"Why doesn't Tinky-Winky get a clue and clean up the frickin'
mess instead of standing there like and idiot?" The announcer said.
Cid was still entranced.
"Cid? Cid? Wake up!" Shera, his housemaid screamed
(At least I THINK she's a housemaid, it didn't really tell in FF7,
but I drew some conclusions. If I'm not correct,
E-mail me at the address provided at the end of this fanfic.)
Then, she had an idea.
Pulling out a cigarette from the box that Cid always carries in his goggle strap,
she lit it and waved it in front of his nose.
"Huh? What?" Cid mumbled
"The Teletubbies put you in a trance, and if you want to smoke that cigarette,
do it outside, I don't want the house smelling like smoke."
"Yeah, fine." Cid grumbled
Cid walked outside, admiring the cool breeze that made him feel like a kid.
Then, out of nowhere one of the townspeople turned into Agent Smith from The Matrix.
"Hello Mr. Anderson." The agent muttered.
"Who is Mr. Anderson? Who the hell are you?" Cid questioned
"You ask too much. NOW DIE!!" The agent pulled out a handgun,
and begin firing at Cid.
Cid did a backbend as the bullets narrowly missed his chest and head.
Shortly after realizing that he can't bend any further,
Cid got hit in the shoulder with a bullet.
He fell down backwards as Neo appeared.
"Hey that's my scene! You little Scene-stealer! MEANIE!!" Neo yelled.
Trinity walked up to Cid.
"Dodge this!" And she fired a bullet into Cid's head.
End of Part One
So, do you like it? Do you hate it? Does it suck? Does it rule?
Will I stop asking questions and start part two? Find out by staying with me.
My E-mail Address is Wacho6@hotmail.com mailto:Wacho6@hotmail.com so e-mail
your questions, suggestions to help me write better, comments, and criticism.
NOTE: Part Two will be more of a comedy.
Cya
-Cid-