Nico di Angelo, Pink Bunny of Doom
Nico di Angelo walked up to Camp Half-Blood and one look at him could tell you something was terribly wrong.
"Nico man, glad to see you." Percy Jackson, oblivious to everything (surprise there). You see, Nico and Percy were wearing pink bunny suits. Percy's idea, you can probably tell. Ever since Annabeth hit him over the head with that pan he hasn't been the same. (I wonder why.)
"Wassup, Perce? And man, I love these bunny suits- they're so comfortable yet degrading and totally innappropriate! The diapers were a nice touch, too." Nico greeted his older cousin.
Annabeth, Thalia, and Grover walked up to the conversing cousins with totally confused look on all of their faces.
"Percy, honey, why exactly are you and Nico wearing degrading and innappropriate pink bunny costumes?" Annabeth asked her insane boyfriend carefully, as if he were a 3 year old with anger and mental issues.
"Are they homophobic?" Thalia whispered to Grover, amusement lighting up her face. Grover nodded his head ferociously.
"G-man, you look like a freak when you nod your head like that. I can't be seen with a freak." Percy said. That statement could not have been more ironic.
Thalia got an idea. She pulled out her phone and started to take a video. Wait till Hades and Posiedon see this.
Nico was staring off into space. He then saw an actual pink bunny that was running across the field. Well, his ADHD started to act up and he ran after it. The real bunny looked up at the big, retarded, and pink bunny standing above him.
"Mommy?" the small and very confused bunny asked.
"No, I'm not a mommy. Why would I be a mommy? Obviously i'm a dude-" Thalia coughed and said not obviously-"and you are a retarded bunny that needs glasses!" Nico told the bunny.
The bunny did not like that. It got bigger and bigger, got red eyes, and started foaming from the mouth. Now Nico was the small pink bunny. The newly big bunny picked Nico up and ate him. He chewed and the scarlett blood poured over and into its muzzle. The crunches of Nico's bones and his screams for help made Thalia laugh. After 5 miutes of being devoured, Nico shouted his last words.
"This was so degrading and totally innappropriate- just like me and Percy's costumes!"
Percy and Nico gave each other one last thumbs-up before the bunny ate Nico's face.
THE END!