A female lucario with skull candy headphones walks down the dock.
"Hi I'm aura the lucario, and I'm gonna be your new host...its gonna be sooo much fun...were going to bring here 22 nintendo characters who think they're on a vacation to come here to this crap camp place thing and compete to win $100,000. I'm here with my lovely (not) hosts...phia and yoshlyn."(A light blue yoshi with a griffindor scarf and red Kirby with a lucario hat walk in)
"Hi I'm yoshlyn...and HP RULEZ...YAY!"
"Hi I'm phia and...I LIKE TO DANCE starts doing running man)
"as I was sayin...I'm aura the lucario and welcome toooo...TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAND"
Yoshlyn "the ship's here yaaay"
Lucario walks off the boat.
Aura "uummm-h-hi lucario (blushes madly)
Lucario "hi"
Aura's thoughts "he is sooo cute...um...am blushing"
Lucario "I can hear your thoughts ya no"
Aura "ummm...ha-ha so you knew what I was thinking"
Lucario "yeah...you're pretty cute too"
Aura "th-thanks" (blushes)
Aura "next it's... Urrrrm...can't read the paper
Phia "it says toadette"
Aura "oh yea"
(Toadette walks off the ship)
Toadette "I have been tricked! Boo hoo me
Yoshlyn "is yoshi with ya"
Toadette"um...nooo he's not"
Yoshlyn "awww mannnn"
Aura "here comes krystal, fox aaannnd falco
(Krystal and falco arguing over fox)
Falco "fox is mine (beep)
Krystal "nooo he's mine PIGEON"
Fox "but I like wolf"
Falco and Krystal "WHAT!"
Yoshlyn "in fact...here he comes now"
Fox's thoughts "mannnn wolf is hot"
Aura "does that mean ur gay"
Fox "yea"
Aura "cool"
Wolf "hi fox... (Sees falco) OMG FALCO WASSUP
Wolf's thoughts "mannnn falco is one HOT bird"
Aura "oh no...falco likes fox...fox likes wolf and wolf likes falco..."
Wolf, fox and falco "what didya say (get their blasters out"
Aura "yoshlyn, phia, time 4 action...
Yoshlyn "expelliarmus"
Fox "its ok...w-w-we s-surrender
Phia "damn you"
Yoshlyn "next it's...link...Zelda and ganonDORK
Gannondorf: tell them linky pie...its gannonDORF
Link "who's linky pie
Gannondorf "you of core cuz you're sooo hot"
Link "but I like Zelda"
Zelda "you do!"
Link "I do what"
Zelda "oh...nothing"
Phia "here is ...Mona...Ashley...penny...Kat...Anna and young cricket
All "hi"
Young cricket "boo hoo I'm surrounded by girls"
Mona "so"
(Young cricket goes to the emo corner)
Aura "I didn't know we had an emo corner...all well next is sonic...Ike...pit...marth and Roy
(Sonic zooms past and Ike, pit, marth and Roy walk past
Phia "the last three contestants are..."
Yoshlyn "Kirby...yoshi and Meta knight
Aura "and that's all of our contestants and we have divided you into two teams of 11:
Lucario, Krystal, falco, link, Zelda, Mona, penny, kat, kirby, Ike and pit are team super nintendo
Toadette, fox, wolf, ganonDORK, Ashley, Anna, young cricket, yoshi, Meta knight, marth and Roy you are team legend of nintendo.
Kat "I wanna be with Anna"
Anna "I wanna be with Kat"
(Both start crying)
Aura "ok so ill meet you all at the campfire to tell you about what you will be doing"