Disclaimer- I do not own the avengers.

Also, I have no idea why or how I thought of this story. Hope you enjoy!

Oh, and the title for this chapter is called: Tony and the Apple


It was a normal day. Tony Stark had just woken up, and he was hungry. He went over to the kitchen and opened the fridge. There was absolutely nothing in the fridge that looked edible to him. So he closed the fridge and looked around for something to eat. Then he saw it. An apple, sitting there all alone in the fruit bowl. He grabbed the apple and for some reason, he felt bad for it. All of the apple's friends were gone. The apple had no one left. Except me, Tony thought. You know... what if the apple had a wife? And then had little apple children? I need to find out. Tony quickly rushed out of the kitchen and into the lab. He set the apple down on a desk and looked at it. Now how can I make this little buddy come to life? Just at that exact moment, Tony remembered that he had something that could work on the apple. He walked over to a cabinet and opened it. He pulled out a bottle that read: LIFE-GIVING LIQUID. USE WITH CAUTION. Tony smiled and made his way back to the apple. He took the cap off of the bottle, and threw it in the trash can. Hopefully this works. He poured the whole bottle full of the liquid onto the apple. Tony waited and waited for something to happen. But nothing did. I guess I will never find out the secrets of this apple... He sighed. Tony was about to walk out of the lab until he heard something.

"A...apple?"

Tony looked at the apple in confusion. Did the apple just talk? He quickly turned around and walked up to the apple.

"Um...hello? Little apple, can you hear me?" Tony said, hoping for a response.

"Ap...apple apple apple," the apple said. The apple started to shake and move. Tony watched very carefully, as the apple started to grow little stick legs and arms. Then suddenly, two eyes and a small mouth appeared on the apple. What the hell? Is this really happening?

"Hello? Um..." Tony didn't know what to say. There was actually a living, breathing piece of fruit standing in front of him. "My name is Tony. And uh, there are actually some things I want to ask you... so... yeah. Nice to meet you."

The apple looked at Tony and said, "Apple apple ap apple apple apple." Then it jumped off of the desk and started running away.

"Hey! Come back apple!" Tony said as he ran out of the lab and started to chase the apple. To Tony's surprise, the apple could run really fast. How the heck am I, Tony Stark, getting beaten by an apple in a footrace? When Tony turned around a corner, the apple was nowhere in sight. But then he heard a scream.

"APPLE!"

He automatically knew that it was his apple, and started running to where the scream originated. When he got there, he saw Thor finishing an apple. Uh-oh. Please don't let that be my apple...

"Heh, heh... hi Thor."

Thor turned to Tony and smiled. "Well good morning, friend Tony. How are you this fine morning?"

"I'm fine. So, where did you find that apple by any chance?"

Thor looked at the apple core in his hand and back at Tony. "Well, this delicious apple just appeared in my hand. I was here walking to the kitchen, when all of a sudden, this apple appeared in my hand. If I didn't know better, I would have said that this apple jumped into my hand," Thor said with a laugh.

"Yeah, okay. Thanks Thor."

"You are welcome, friend Tony."

Tony walked back to the lab with a sigh and sat in his lab chair. I guess I will never know how that apple lived.