Disclaimer,I don't own transformers only Speedfire,stella,my version of Kicker,slyhound and flamestar.) *Speedfire* (Miles) Optimus "Sam"And I do not own fnaf either.

Speedfire Pov

"Speed can you come here for a second?"Prowl asked and I walked to his office.I flew up his desk and sat down."Yeah prowl?'I asked."I have a few rules I want you to write."He said as he handed me the list and datapad.I sighed."Really?"I said and got to work as he worked on other stuff."*sigh*Well best get to work."I said as I got to work.

Rule 1:No more smack cams.

*Prowl I hate you.* (Serious prowl? grrrrrrrrrr.) *Miles?when did you get here?* (five minites ago.) *what about you sam?* "same time as him,Prowl wants us all to do it."

Rule 2:Don't touch Hide's cannons if you want to live.

*I won't say who,but someone decided to paint them pink.`looks at sam and miles`* (Hey!" Honestly I don't know what you two were expecting. *Dad?Why are you here?* Prowl asked me to watch you.

Rule 3:Please,all new bot,do not try to take off the humans' clothing,it is demeaning and inappropriate.

*`looks at blurr growling`* Blurr:Gulp

Rule 3:Mearing is the director and should be treated as such.

*Excuse me,I have to go murder prowl.`Walks out and scares prowl so much that she gets to ignore the rule and walks back in.`*

Rule 4:No one is allowed into Wheeljack's lab without a bot present.

*Fine by 't catch me anyway.`smirks`* (Oh come on!)

Rule 5:Do not wake any of the humans when they are in recharge.

*Dang right,you better not.* (Some people get a little cranky in the morning.`looks at speed`) "One time,Speedfire through a book at Prowl and it left a massive dent." *I appoligized several times.*

Rule 6:Do not try to escape checkups,Ratchet ,jolt and First aid have enough on their hands and they WILL find you.

*Pfffft!HAHAHAHA!Yeah they want us to come,then they should be nicer.* . *What? I'm telling the truth!* (She .)

Rule 7:Humans are not should they be treated as such.

*`hides in vents with sam and miles as dad gets silverbolt to leave and got back out`Phew that was close.* (You're telling does he do that?) "Probably because to them,we are adorable because of our size." *True,true.*

Rule 8:To all bots,if you give a human a hug,do not squeeze them,their bone structure is a lot more fragile then ours,so please be careful.

*`gets hug from dad`SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!* (You sqee?) *Yes*

Rule 9:NO FURBIES

*Oh god,they are the most evil thing on the planet.* Red alert:I agree

Rule 10:Trash cans are for trash,not for diving

*The list of rules I will not follow begins now.* (same) do I even bother?

Rule 11:Porn is not allowed on base

*Thank god and Primus.* (Aw.`pouts`) *`backs away slowly`* " ,why,just why.`face palms`" *I'm just gonna go to this corner.`goes to said corner`*

Rule 12:do not jumpscare red is already paranoid as it is.

(*"No comment needed."*)

Rule 12:No more watching the ring

*`looks in horror as the undead girl into real life via tv`* :`walks over and forces her back in.`*Phew thanks buddy. :)*

Rule 13:no more banana peel jokes.

*my sparklings are in Danger!stahp!*

Rule 14:NO MORE NYAN CAT!

*Thank god!* (Aww!) "Yes!Finnaly it won't play on the intercom any more!" *Whew."

Rule 15:Five nights at freddy's is *not*Banned.

*No one takes away my fnaf,no one.`glares at Prowl`* Prowl:Speed did You change rule 15? *Yes*