Prank War?
Harry felt a tap on his left shoulder and looked behind him. The street was just as empty as before.
He shook his head quickly and kept walking. He felt a quick tap on his shoulder again. This time on the right. He whipped his head around to look but, once again, saw nothing. That was weird he thought. Oh well.
He turned the corner and felt another tap on his left shoulder. As he whirled around he thought he heard a short giggle. But he still saw no one. This is just getting creepy now he thought.
He continued to walk down the empty street as before. But this time he was ready. When he felt the tap on his shoulder he ignored it. The person tapped again, a little more urgently this time. Harry continued walking as if nothing had happened, but this time he slowly pulled out his wand. When the tap came a third time Harry quickly pointed his wand behind him and said "Petrificus Totalus!" He turned around to see Voldemort on the ground behind him.
"Oh. Hey Voldy. Hold on." Harry performed the counterjinx and said "Sorry about that. I was starting to get really ticked."
"Eh. It's all right. That kinda hurt though." Voldemort replied, rubbing his shoulder.
"Draco put you up to this. Didn't he?" asked Harry.
Voldemort smiled sheepishly, "Yeah he did. The kid's kinda hard to say no to. And he is my godkid. Sorry about the whole."
"Think nothing of it. I am going to have to teach him a lesson though." Well I'll see you later Voldy!" Harry said.
Voldemort laughed "Just don't go to hard on the boy. I know how you get when you have your prank wars with people."
"Oh don't worry. I won't be too harsh." Harry replied and grinned as he walked away.
A/N: No. Voldemort is not evil in this story. I'll probably write a follow-up chapter as to why that is.
Yes. This is a bit of a crackfic. My ffiend was joking around and gave me this idea. And I decided to actually write.
I'lll probably write some more drabble-y crack fics following this tangent. But only if I get reviews!!!!