I've finally gotten an idea for a new fanfic! I should finish Poems, but I need one person to have more than one vote. Chapter may contain violence, magical things, lasers, knives, and swearing. Please read with caution.

Beware the Aozu! Beware the Aozu! Beware the Aozu! Beware the Aozu! Beware!

Glass 1: Oshitari's Package

Oshitari was doing his chemistry homework. He was also supposed to be helping Gakuto with his math homework, but he never did like multi-tasking, especially when he was doing chemistry related stuff.

Anyway… He was doing his homework when his cell phone rang. He took the cell phone out of his pocket and looked at the number. Even though it wasn't a number he recognized he answered, cause these days you just never know if a stranger might call you with important news.

"Moshi moshi?" Oshitari said

"Ah, this is Oshitari, right? It's Inui."

"…Inui from Seigaku? How did you get my number?" Oshitari inquired incredulously.

"Renji from Rikkaidai gave it to me." Inui replied. Oshitari's eyebrow twitched.

"How the hell does Yanagi-san know it?" Oshitari grumbled. Mukahi looked up from his homework and stared at Oshitari's expression.

"Um… That's Seigaku's Inui, right? How does he know your number?" He was confused.

"Who is that in the back ground? It doesn't really matter how Renji knows your number. I-" Inui was cut off but Oshitari coughing.

"Gakuto please be quiet so I can hear Inui. Could you repeat what you were saying, Inui?"

Inui sighed, "Atobe told Renji."

"Why would he do that?" Oshitari was bemused by the strangeness of the situation he was in.

"That would be unimportant."

"Fine. What did you call for?" Oshitari sighed

"I called because I've sent a package to your house. It should have arrived by today." Oshitari's expression changed to 'OMG Inui's a stalker!'

"You got my address from Atobe didn't you?"

"You could say that… The package contains some… 'Juice' I call it Aozu. Please have your teammates try some and tell me what happens."

"…Okay… Can I think about it?"

A voice that sounded a lot like Fuji's said, "No. I've got someone watching your team if you don't have at least the regulars drink the juice I will find a way to get revenge. That is all. Goodbye. And good luck."

As he hung up, Oshitari sighed.

"So what was that about?"

"Inui somehow knows both my cell phone number and address…"

"No surprise there. I here Inui's a stalker who tries to kill people in his spare time. That and I think there's a site that sells that information now…"

"Who told you that?" Oshitari raised an eyebrow

"Jiroh," Mukahi said nonchalantly

"…"

"…"

"And you believe him?" Oshitari asked

"Maybe."

"He said he sent me a package containing Aozu." Oshitari sighed.

"That's not possible! Aozu is a band." Mukahi shouted.

"Really? Well, this is a drink." Oshitari replied once again bemused.

"Scary… Hey Yuushi, can dogs climb trees?"

Oshitari paused as he heard the chime of hi doorbell.

"That's probably the package…" Oshitari sighed. He walked out of the library/study room.

"Be careful! It could have a bomb attached to it!" Mukahi shouted after him. Oshitari stopped and walked back to the front of the library.

"That would mean Fuji has a grudge against one of us." He chuckled.

"Oh really? Bah, forget it. Do trees breathe?" Mukahi asked. Oshitari left the room to get the package.

Outside of the door was a person who looked oddly familiar. He reminded Oshitari of Seigaku's Kawamura. Who ever he was, he was holding a large box.

"Eto… You're Oshitari, right? I believe this package is yours." The delivery person said nervously.

"…ok…"

"I'll leave this here then. Please sign here." The person said as he held out a clip board. Oshitari signed it because he didn't want to be mean. After he got the signature, the person jogged back to his car, jumped in and sped off.

Oshitari stared after the 'mail truck.' He had a bad feeling about the contents of the box. Even tough Inui told him that there was only Aozu. Something about the name made Oshitari's bad feeling worse.

"Yuushi, you didn't answer my qu- What the f-" Mukahi stopped mid-word as Oshitari slapped him.

When Mukahi glared at him angrily Oshitari replied, "Your language has always been bad. Even Hiyoshi is complaining about it."

"That and the fanfic's rating will go up!" A voice boomed.

"OMG! What was that?!" Mukahi screamed.

"It was a magical voice from the sky." Oshitari replied.

"Really?"

"No, but it's funny that you almost believed me." Oshitari chuckled as he held up a megaphone.

"I- Bah! When are you going to open the box?" Mukahi said.

"As soon as I get the knife. You can't open the box because if a knife ends up in your hands it might take a chunk out of the wall or my head." Oshitari rolled his eyes.

"Hey! What about the knife attacking and fatally wounding me??" Mukahi said. He was aghast the Oshitari hadn't mentioned that.

"Well, that too…"

"Fine, seeing as your better with knives anyway, why don't you open the box? It's yours anyway." Mukahi grumbled.

Oshitari opened the box to find a 2-liter bottle of some sort of bubbling blue juice.

"It doesn't look poisonous." Mukahi eyed the juice with distain.

"Most poisonous substances don't. But the juice is probably far from safe." Oshitari sighed.

"What makes you say that? I know! We could taste it to make sure it's safe."

"You do that." Oshitari mumbled.

"And you're drinking some too!" Mukahi shouted as he went to find some cups. He came back five minutes later and smiled as he poured two cups of Aozu.

"I've got a bad feeling about this…" Oshitari muttered as he looked at the juice.

"What the worst juice could do?" Mukahi said arrogantly. He drank his cup and Oshitari followed suit. They both fainted before there was time to react.

2hourslater 2hourslater 2hourslater 2 hours later

"Yuushi, I'm never drinking that again!"

"Too bad we have to drink it at practice tomorrow…" Oshitari sighed.

"Damn…" Mukahi muttered.

Oshitari sighed and slapped Mukahi again.