Chiyo Saga
Chap1- chiyo-chan embraces her springtime of youth!
I sat outside of the hyuuga manor. Waiting, I know this is weird but gai-sensei, Lee-kun, neji-chan , tenten, hinata, naruto, kiba shino and ka-Chan (oh and my best friend mia-chan) are going out! Courtesy of Neji-kun, an Gai-sensei, but I'm not sure they know yet- ha ha…I sat outside in an outfit I picked especially for tonight with Lee-kun - my hair was in a bun with hair ornaments , and I don't wanna explain my outfit -.-…
I heard the door behind me slide open with a clang an neji appeared wearing a very ADORABLE outfit. "Oh neji-kun! You look so CUTE!" - I said hugging him, "eh chiyo-san, do you have to do that? T.T" "Hai! Daisuki desuuuuuuu! Neji-kun1 sugoku suki!!! Sekushiidane!!" (This means –" Yes I love you Neji-kun! I'm crazy about you! You look so sexy!" Neji turned around, quickly, his face a little red [D "so cute!" I said to myself, then I saw lee-kun and Gai walking towards the manor, "Hello Chiyo-san!" he yelled from where he was. " [D LEEE-KUUNN! I missed you! Your late . " "haha… sorry Chiyo-san, we got a bit side tracked…" that is when I noticed Lee-kun's clothes… why is everyone dressing like its some sort of very shmexi fan art? Oh well, I no mind - "lee-kun! Your more adorable than ever!... I- WAIT HERE DON'T MOVE!" I had a brilliant Idea . I ran into Neji-kun's room and grabbed a bottle of gel, ( I dunno why Neji-kun had gel- but whatever -) and ran back outside, and ran it through lee-kun's hair. "CUTE! 3" I said and we began to walk… "huh? Are you sure this looks ok? Gai-sensei?" "Of course lee! It enhances your outfit, magnifying your youth! nice guy pose" "yes Gai-sensei!" I ran up to lee-kun and glomped his arm .-
(at the restaurant)
Every one was there and we were sitting down ready to order. I got the udon - "so how life treating ya'?" Gai said causing the group to go silent. "anyway, can we have some sake here please?" Kakashi asked the waitress. Almost as soon as the waitress had nodded and went to fulfill the request, tsunade came up right next to ka-Chan, (Kakashi) all ninja like-.- "sake huh? I suppose I can stay here for a bit…" "ok…" the waiter returned with a tray with sake and set it down.
AAAALLLLRIGHT! SELF MISSION #73! Rock lee + sake me confusing the heck out of him! . I drank some sake and then poured a cup for Neji-kun who quietly slurped it up. Then I looked at mia-chan… I knew she was thinking about Itachi (long story, I've got short attention span T.T) especially because I happen to know that this very day was the 6th month anniversary of their lustful plot twist… then suddenly a guy who I then recognized as that dude who proctors the chuunin exam (w/ the bandage on his nose) came in and sat next to mia-chan. I used the byakugan, on the guy whose name I had so courteously forgot, and saw… 0.- OMFG!!!
Through my byakugan, I saw that Itachi he had some kind of concealment jutsu- and a strong sort of one too… but I don't care! Hajime! Chiyo's self mission #74! (so much for 73 then huh?) self mission 74 is… make Itachi jealous…
After about 5 more cups of sake I turned towards kiba, I'll make lee-kun and Neji-kun jealous while I'm at it, usually I don't drink sake and tsunade-sama aka squishy, was already completely wasted… "Kiiiiiibbbaaaa-kkkuuunnn-" I said laying my head on his shoulder, "you smell nice-" kiba's face turned bright red. "awww cute little puppy -" I saw Neji and rock lee turn their heads excellent… I want from being in a normal sitting position, to being in a normal sitting position over kiba, like sitting on his lap, facing him. "don't be shy…" He turned away. "you don't want too?" I got off of him. I then turned and sat in the same position on hinata. Who wasn't drunk at all… "would you like this better, kiba-kun?" I looked up and saw jiraya, halfway wondering when he got here, I saw he had a trickle of blood coming from his nose, and kiba Kakashi, lee Neji had almost the same reaction. Kiba and Lee-kun turned bright red. He he evil grin I looked over at 'Itachi', who was completely focused on Mia. And THAT really pissed me off . "she's drunk- isn't she?" ka-Chan asked Neji who was sitting next to me. "most likely." He sighed. Kiba was still red, his hands in his lap- and looked like he was struggling with his eyes closed… wha? Anyway-
My next plan to make self mission # 74 a success- I must go to any means necessary… who can I use to make Itachi jealous.. I went over to Kakashi and sat on him -.- and he spilled his sake, "Chiyo- get off..sweat drop "ka-Chan, you don't want me to sit on you? Hm? Your probably really easy ka-Chan, always reading such perverted books-" I think it was a combination of him being drunk and me facing him on his lap, but I think he got excited. -.- … NO NO NO CHIYO-CHAN! YOU SHOULD NOT BE DOING THINGS LIKE THAT! . I looked over at 'Itachi'. Who was still infatuated w/ Mia-chan. "shit…" I said out loud, looking over at Kakashi, "heeeeyyyy--------Chiyo… come over here!" A drunk Jiraya said… "hell no you molester.."
I then attained the most brilliant Idea, not exactly the most comfortable, but who cares! Its all about the mission right? This is my last resort… I looked at lee-kun and Neji who were red and a little annoyed… ha ha… "Miiiaaa-ccchhaaann!" but I turned around towards her, a drunk Jiraya, pushed me right on top of mia-chan- I then went and hugged mia-chan from the back. I looked at 'Itachi', who was slightly red, and had a bit of a nosebleed… "GET OFF!" mia yelled "Yes! SELF MISSION #74 WAS A SUCCESS!" 0 "Screw you and your self missions!" Mia-chan said sounding a little angry. And I don't really remember anything after that…
End...
today's mission... success?
Thank you for reading Chiyo saga part 1!