Ok, I had to do this. This is just a repuest from my friend, though the story... yeah, I thought of that on my own. So, enjoy... though this is short.

Disclaimer: I don't own APH, or Uta no prince sama.

Warning: Crack (I guess), typos, misstypos.

Again, ENJOY~!

It's a bright sunny day at the Saotome Academy. Music can be heard playing from outside, or inside the building, whether it's just for fun, or the students are practicing for a test of some sort.

And, here, sitting in class A was Nicholas Reiersen, a student who just tranfered from "Hetalia-Gakuen" (sorry, couldn't think of something better to use...) and is now listening to the teacher's lecturing. As usuall, the class was always about music. He wasn't really paying attention, though. He was constantly looking at his brother, Emil Reiersen, and the girl next to him, Nanami Haruka, to see if anything bad was going on (although, it's actually because he's extremly worried)

Seeing as though their both of Norwegian origins, and they haven't been in Japan for that long, PLUS the school they came from actually had a lot of students from different nations, communicating, or maybe just BEING in this school was a bit tough for them.

One day, while crossing one of the hallways in that large academy, Otoya, or should we call Ittoki spotted Emil being teased by his brother. He decided to come into the classroom to find out what's going on.

He shouldn't have done that. "Onii-chan, Onii-chan, Onii-chan...," Nicholas chanted while gripping his brother's shoulders.

"No way... not gonna call you that..." Emil said, gritting his teeth as he said those words.

This all continiued without the two of them noticing the presence of the awestruck Ittoki looking at them.

The next day went by normaly. Nothing bad happened, exept Natsuki feeding Shou his horrible, devastating food (think of England's scones... yeah, they might be worse than that) While Ittoki was screaming at them to stop. Masato sighed and kept on playing the piano in that room, while Ren was busy flirting with the girls. Nicholas, wanting to talk to someone walked over to Ren.

"So, um... your that Norwegian kid, right?" Ren said, trying to open up a conversation.

"Yeah," Nicholas said bluntly.

"I heard your brother doesn't want to call you 'Onii-chan?'" Ren said, without noticing the light scowl that formed on Nicholas's face.

"Well, maybe you could try something different?" Ren continiued.

"Different?" Nicholas asked.

"Yeah. He's short, right? Then, why not just call him Ochibi-chan?" Ren broke out.

"Ochibi...chan?" Nicholas said, a bit confused by that statement.

"Yeah. It's what I call Shou there everytime, 'cus he's so short," Ren said, smirking, whie pointing at Shou with his index finger.

In the afternoon, Ittoki walked through the same hallway, and spotted the same thing again. He went in again, thinking that it'll be the same thing as yesterday, but it actually isn't.

"Ochibi-chan, Ochibi-chan, Ochibi-chan..." Nicholas said, and Emil stood up all of a sudden.

"MY NAME'S EMIL, GODDAMNIT! AND STOP DOING THAT!" He said, at the top of his voice. Again, this all went on without the two of them noticing about the now dumbstruck Ittoki who was looking at them.

'What the hell just happend?' Ittoki thought.

-END-

Ok, so that's the end of it. Oh, and for those of you who are confused:

Nicholas: Norway

Emil: Iceland.

Since I'm making them humans in here, and because they're biological brothers in the original series, I made BOTH of them Norwegian. Also, this was meant to be a drabble, but... heh, it turned out to be this long... yeah, I suck at making something short.

So, like? Think it's just crappy bullshit? Tell me!

R&R, please!