Jumbled
Chapter 1~ An Unexpected Meeting
Disclaimer: I own nothing Harry Potter at all. But my birthday is Feb.2nd and if you're feeling generous, JK...
Okay so here's some background info. Everyone just beginning their 6th year. They've already made it to school. Hermione (Gryffindor), Ron (Gryffindor), Cho (Ravenclaw), Erica (Ravenclaw), Justin (Hufflepuff), Susan (Hufflepuff) Whitney (Slytherin), and Malfoy (Slytherin) are the chosen prefects and they all share a common room. Whitney and Erica are my made-up characters. Enjoy!
Hermione put on her grey sweatpants and jacket. It was 5:00 am on Friday and all of Hogwarts was still asleep. *It's not my fault I can't sleep any more,* she thought, *I had stayed up until at least midnight last night finishing the weekend's homework. Jogging and studying were all I had that could help me relax.* She didn't get in trouble for staying out late, she and Filtch got along pretty well now that they were prefects. Every now and then he would power walk with her early in the mornings.
She put my normally bushy hair into a ponytail and crept down the stairs as not to wake the other girls. She screamed when she saw Malfoy and Whitney sleeping on opposite couches.
"What the hell," Malfoy grumbled as he woke up.
"Why are you and Whitney out here instead of your rooms?"
Whitney stirred, "Hermione we were trying to finish all of that Potions homework. Remember when you came in late and saw us studying?"
"Oh, I'm really sorry guys I didn't mean to wake you up," Hermione apologized.
Erica walked into the common room in her blue sweat suit, "What's with all of the noise are you trying to wake up the whole school? Hermione, why didn't you wake me I would've gone jogging with you?"
"Sorry Erica I completely forgot. I'll explain to you in the hall," Hermione answered. They both walked out the secret entryway guarded by a statue and started walking around the school. Hermione explained what happened earlier in the common room and Erica laughed.
"So you actually thought that they had slept out there together or something," she laughed.
"Hey! You know how Malfoy is! You can expect anything out of him," Hermione waved to Filtch as they passed by.
"And you know how Whitney is she'd never do something like that! I mean what would you say if Ron and I were in their places," Erica asked.
Hermione raised an eyebrow, "Then I'd defiantly be worried."
"Very funny," Erica began, "You know very well I'm innocent. I'd worry if I saw you and Harry. No, not really, I mean have you even held his hand?"
"Now I've told you before! Harry and I are both very shy about things like that and it's not my fault if you and Whitney spill the beans about everything you do."
"Honestly could you be any more virgin Mary? At least meet us for butterbeers at Three Broomsticks tomorrow," Erica pleaded.
"Okay," Hermione answered, "And you would do well to follow my example with guys."
"In the noble words of Draco Malfoy, 'I'm not waiting until I'm in a nursing home to get some.'"
"Bloody hell," Hermione grumbled.
After everyone got ready they all filed down to their posts to watch everyone coming down to breakfast. It was a quite boring job, but at least they could stay in pairs to patrol. Erica and Ron busted a first year with a dungbomb, but other than that it was a pretty uneventful morning.
At breakfast they all sat at their normal tables and talked with their friends. This year Dumbledore made Prefect classes that were above standards of regular classes. Hermione was really disappointed, because that meant that she could hardly ever see Harry.
Everyone marched down to Potions to brew a particularly nasty love potion. Snape had at least allowed everyone to pick their partner because his new pet student, Whitney, had requested it.
Erica was in a deep conversation with Ron when Snape passed their table. "What potion are you trying to make Miss Meade and Mr. Weasley," he stared at them.
"The potion you assigned us, Professor," Ron stammered.
"Will you read me the ingredients please," Snape scowled. Erica read them off. "Now I didn't hear anything about flirting in these instructions so if you don't mind please keep your voices down."
They both turned violent shades of crimson and continued to work. Snape rounded on Hermione and Justin, "Not bad Miss Granger. You added a little too much wormwood, but I think this is fine work." Hermione gave a sigh of relief as he passed on by.
"Miss Chang! Why is this potion green? I suggest you fix it by the end of class or I will administer it to you and Susan," Snape growled. Cho and Susan looked nervously at each other and continued working.
"Brilliant," Snape exclaimed, "I do believe that Miss Jones and Mr. Malfoy have the best potion out of all of you. It would help all of you to ask for assistance from them outside of class." Malfoy smirked at the entire room.
"Well you couldn't expect Weasley to get anything right. Why he pays attention to that hag he calls a girlfriend I'll never know," Malfoy said.
"At least I never dated a pug," Ron yelled. He raised his fists.
"If I wanted to sleep with Ron I wouldn't do it on a couch either," Erica laughed, "I guess you still have a few hard feelings after I knocked Flint off his broom in Quidditch last year. Well I'll have no mercy for you in the next game."
Malfoy's eyes grew large and he spun around. Whitney had learned just to ignore him. If he was going to be in insufferable git she couldn't change it.
Snape walked back to his office to get some supplies and Hermione and Erica rushed over to help Cho. They had just about finished when Snape returned. He screamed at them, "Meade, Granger, Chang! You all Have detention! Weasley I suppose you can join them."
"I'm really sorry Ron," Erica said, "Uh, look on the bright side.....we could spend detention together maybe?"
"Yeah great," Ron grumbled.
Whitney and Malfoy laughed and Erica shouted, "Oh professor, Jones and Malfoy both told me the instructions so you better give them a detention too."
"Very well," Snape replied. Normally he wouldn't do this but he knew that Hermione would just go tell Dumbledore so he agreed.
"Now I feel better," Ron and Hermione chimed.
A/n: Well I know this is like really weird and doesn't foucus on specific characters but it was just an idea. If ya like it or hate it just review! Thanks ~Erica~
Chapter 1~ An Unexpected Meeting
Disclaimer: I own nothing Harry Potter at all. But my birthday is Feb.2nd and if you're feeling generous, JK...
Okay so here's some background info. Everyone just beginning their 6th year. They've already made it to school. Hermione (Gryffindor), Ron (Gryffindor), Cho (Ravenclaw), Erica (Ravenclaw), Justin (Hufflepuff), Susan (Hufflepuff) Whitney (Slytherin), and Malfoy (Slytherin) are the chosen prefects and they all share a common room. Whitney and Erica are my made-up characters. Enjoy!
Hermione put on her grey sweatpants and jacket. It was 5:00 am on Friday and all of Hogwarts was still asleep. *It's not my fault I can't sleep any more,* she thought, *I had stayed up until at least midnight last night finishing the weekend's homework. Jogging and studying were all I had that could help me relax.* She didn't get in trouble for staying out late, she and Filtch got along pretty well now that they were prefects. Every now and then he would power walk with her early in the mornings.
She put my normally bushy hair into a ponytail and crept down the stairs as not to wake the other girls. She screamed when she saw Malfoy and Whitney sleeping on opposite couches.
"What the hell," Malfoy grumbled as he woke up.
"Why are you and Whitney out here instead of your rooms?"
Whitney stirred, "Hermione we were trying to finish all of that Potions homework. Remember when you came in late and saw us studying?"
"Oh, I'm really sorry guys I didn't mean to wake you up," Hermione apologized.
Erica walked into the common room in her blue sweat suit, "What's with all of the noise are you trying to wake up the whole school? Hermione, why didn't you wake me I would've gone jogging with you?"
"Sorry Erica I completely forgot. I'll explain to you in the hall," Hermione answered. They both walked out the secret entryway guarded by a statue and started walking around the school. Hermione explained what happened earlier in the common room and Erica laughed.
"So you actually thought that they had slept out there together or something," she laughed.
"Hey! You know how Malfoy is! You can expect anything out of him," Hermione waved to Filtch as they passed by.
"And you know how Whitney is she'd never do something like that! I mean what would you say if Ron and I were in their places," Erica asked.
Hermione raised an eyebrow, "Then I'd defiantly be worried."
"Very funny," Erica began, "You know very well I'm innocent. I'd worry if I saw you and Harry. No, not really, I mean have you even held his hand?"
"Now I've told you before! Harry and I are both very shy about things like that and it's not my fault if you and Whitney spill the beans about everything you do."
"Honestly could you be any more virgin Mary? At least meet us for butterbeers at Three Broomsticks tomorrow," Erica pleaded.
"Okay," Hermione answered, "And you would do well to follow my example with guys."
"In the noble words of Draco Malfoy, 'I'm not waiting until I'm in a nursing home to get some.'"
"Bloody hell," Hermione grumbled.
After everyone got ready they all filed down to their posts to watch everyone coming down to breakfast. It was a quite boring job, but at least they could stay in pairs to patrol. Erica and Ron busted a first year with a dungbomb, but other than that it was a pretty uneventful morning.
At breakfast they all sat at their normal tables and talked with their friends. This year Dumbledore made Prefect classes that were above standards of regular classes. Hermione was really disappointed, because that meant that she could hardly ever see Harry.
Everyone marched down to Potions to brew a particularly nasty love potion. Snape had at least allowed everyone to pick their partner because his new pet student, Whitney, had requested it.
Erica was in a deep conversation with Ron when Snape passed their table. "What potion are you trying to make Miss Meade and Mr. Weasley," he stared at them.
"The potion you assigned us, Professor," Ron stammered.
"Will you read me the ingredients please," Snape scowled. Erica read them off. "Now I didn't hear anything about flirting in these instructions so if you don't mind please keep your voices down."
They both turned violent shades of crimson and continued to work. Snape rounded on Hermione and Justin, "Not bad Miss Granger. You added a little too much wormwood, but I think this is fine work." Hermione gave a sigh of relief as he passed on by.
"Miss Chang! Why is this potion green? I suggest you fix it by the end of class or I will administer it to you and Susan," Snape growled. Cho and Susan looked nervously at each other and continued working.
"Brilliant," Snape exclaimed, "I do believe that Miss Jones and Mr. Malfoy have the best potion out of all of you. It would help all of you to ask for assistance from them outside of class." Malfoy smirked at the entire room.
"Well you couldn't expect Weasley to get anything right. Why he pays attention to that hag he calls a girlfriend I'll never know," Malfoy said.
"At least I never dated a pug," Ron yelled. He raised his fists.
"If I wanted to sleep with Ron I wouldn't do it on a couch either," Erica laughed, "I guess you still have a few hard feelings after I knocked Flint off his broom in Quidditch last year. Well I'll have no mercy for you in the next game."
Malfoy's eyes grew large and he spun around. Whitney had learned just to ignore him. If he was going to be in insufferable git she couldn't change it.
Snape walked back to his office to get some supplies and Hermione and Erica rushed over to help Cho. They had just about finished when Snape returned. He screamed at them, "Meade, Granger, Chang! You all Have detention! Weasley I suppose you can join them."
"I'm really sorry Ron," Erica said, "Uh, look on the bright side.....we could spend detention together maybe?"
"Yeah great," Ron grumbled.
Whitney and Malfoy laughed and Erica shouted, "Oh professor, Jones and Malfoy both told me the instructions so you better give them a detention too."
"Very well," Snape replied. Normally he wouldn't do this but he knew that Hermione would just go tell Dumbledore so he agreed.
"Now I feel better," Ron and Hermione chimed.
A/n: Well I know this is like really weird and doesn't foucus on specific characters but it was just an idea. If ya like it or hate it just review! Thanks ~Erica~