A/N I've been watching this movie nonstop, love it just had to write an au! I neither own Supernatural or 16 candles im just borrowing some things lol
The Novak household was very busy today. Their eldest son Michael was getting married the next day. "Come on get ready we have family coming over today," Chuck yells to his four kids. The two youngest come out of their room. Lucifer touches his forehead and moans, "I think I have a fever," he says as his sister looks at him annoyed, "you don't have a fever," she says. He looks at her angry "shut your face," he growls as she stares at him, "make me." He raises his hand and she flinches "Dad Luce hit me" Chuck comes out of his room, "Lucifer don't hit your sister," he yells as he walks to the bathroom. "Dad I didn't hit her id very much like to, and I will probably will later, but you know my style I wouldn't hit her when you're just down the hall." Lucifer states.
Castiel looks himself over in a full view mirror. He had just showered and was wearing nothing but his boxer shorts, and wild wet hair. He looks over his small, but toned body and sighs. "Chronically you're sixteen, but physically you're still fifteen," he says to himself. He picks up the phone, "nope nothing," Balthazar laughs, "what did you think you were going to change dramatically in one day" he says chuckling. "Well no, but I thought maybe id wake up with some major confidence boost that would show on my face," Castiel sighs. "Really Castiel" Balthazar as Castiel continues to inspect himself in the mirror. "Listen I gotta go my family is probably pissed I haven't let them say Happy Birthday to me yet" Castiel jokes. "Ok then see you at school." Balthazar says as he hangs up. Castiel gets dressed and grabs his favorite trench coat on the way out. Downstairs his family is busy getting ready for the day. "Don't be a smartass," he hears his mom yell out. "Fine then ill be a dumbass," Lucifer says back. Castiel's dad searches for his briefcase while his mom gets his little brother and sister ready. "Lucifer call you brother downstairs it's getting late," His mom says. "Hey birth defect hurry up," Castiel comes downstairs and sits down to watch his family move around crazily. "Listen Cas you're going to have to buy lunch today I forgot to make yours today." Castiel sighs as he gets up; he glares at his mother hoping she would get the hint. "Don't give me that pouty look Castiel, I just forgot, you can buy a burger at school, I know you love them." Lucifer passes them, "Mom if he eats anymore burgers his butt will have its own gravitational pull," Lucifer laughs as Castiel throws a balled up paper at him. "If you keep this up Luce you'll miss your brothers wedding," Castiel's mom threats. "Promise?" Lucifer says as he leaves. "Isn't there anything you want to say to me today," Castiel says looking at his mom. "What do you want me to say to you," she says and Castiel looks away. "Nothing" he says as he walks to the bus stop.
He gets to school and meets up with Balthazar in front of his locker. "I can't believe it they fucking forgot my birthday," Castiel says as Balthazar looks inside of his locker. "Castiel im sure they didn't forget they just remember right away?" he says taking out a few books. "Ya know my life is pretty annoying, my family forgetting my birthday just is icing on the cake," Castiel says as Balthazar closes his locker. "You could have reminded them, use the guilt card," They start walking to class. "No I wouldn't want to stoop to their level, I just imagined my sixteenth birthday differently, a band, ya know a big party," he starts when Balthazar interrupts him. "Lemme guess with lots of people and a shinny new red car with a big bow in the driveway" Balthazar says. "Then you'd do it on a cloud with some hunk you met in Italy without getting herpes" Balthazar says as Castiel looks at him. "Yeah I don't need the cloud though" Castiel smiles. "Just the Red car and the guy right?" Balthazar jokes. "Pretty much but a black one," Castiel states. Balthazar looks at him quickly "a black guy?!" Castiel laughs and they walk into independent study. Balthazar takes his seat behind Castiel and class begins. Castiel takes out a piece of paper from his binder, a sex test labeled "sex test confidential."
Have you ever touched it?
Castiel chews on his pen and begins writing.
Almost
Next question
Have you ever done it?
I don't think so
If you answered "I don't think so" would you ever if u could?
I guess
With who? (You're name isn't on here so its ok)
Castiel causally looks over his shoulder to look at Dean. Dean is staring at him, Cas gets nervous and pretends he was whipping his cheek on his shirt and turns back around
Dean Winchester
Does he know you like him?
Castiel bites his lip nervously before writing
NO!
He underlines it three times and folds it back up ready to hand it to Balthazar. The teacher yawns and Castiel casually pretends to yawn. He drops the paper but fails to realize Balthazar had nodded off. Dean see the paper fall to the floor, he looks around before stretches out his foot to reach it. He grabs it and quickly pockets it. The bell rings and they walk out. Castiel and Balthazar walk into the hallway. "Did you get the note I passed you" Castiel asks him. Balthazar looks at him oddly. "No, what note," Balthazar says confused. Fear strikes in Castiel's face. "Jo gave me a sex test in child development, I was supposed to do it and pass it to you in independent study im totally screwed," Castiel, says upset. "Did it have your name in it," Balthazar asks curiously. Castiel looks around nervously. "No but it was embarrassing, I had to name who id do it with if I ever did it," Castiel says almost whispering. This gets Balthazar's interests, "who did you name?" he asks wanting to know. Cas bites his lip before answering, "Dean Winchester." Balthazar laughs loudly, "Dean Winchester? He doesn't even know you exist!" Balthazar says, as Cas gets mad. "Thanks that's a very nice thing to say," Castiel says mad. "Im sorry, but Deans a senior and he's taken," Balthazar says as Castiel looks down. "He's supposed to be my ideal," Cas says softly. "Yeah he is ideal but forget about it." Castiel sighs, "Well I hope whoever got the note didn't know it was mine, id shit twice and die," they laugh and walk to the gym.