GB: Hey there people I just want to welcome you all back and to those of you who are new to my work WELCOME!! This is my Easter story you could say it's the third in my little holiday Trilogy.
TobiGB: GB
DigiBleach: DB
Slop Doggy: SD
01Corkscrew: 01CS
Disclaimer: I don't own none of the characters in this story just the idea.
GB: Ok let's get the show on the road.
It was a nice and sunny day in the rain village for today was Easter Sunday. Now let's leave this nice little setting and head to the Akatsuki base shall we?
"TOBI CAN'T FOR THE EASTER EGG HUNT!!!!" Tobi screamed up and down with his Easter Basket in his hand.
"Ok Tobi we know, just calm down a bit ok?" 01CS said to the masked man.
"Sorry Tobi's Excited for the egg hunt today!" Tobi said with joy in his voice.
"I know Tobi, just calm down a little ok?" 01CS said to him while patting his head.
"OK Tobi will calm down because Tobi is a good boy?" He said yelling with excitement in his voice.
"It sounds like Tobi's ready for the egg hunt." GB said walking into the room.
"Yeah he really is, so are the eggs decorated yet?" 01CS said to him.
"They're done!" SD said coming out of the kitchen with a tray full of decorative Easter eggs.
"Wow you guys did a great job decorating these." 01CS said admiring the work the two boys did on the eggs.
"A true work of art if I do say so myself" SD said complementing on his and GB's work.
"HA! You call that art everyone knows that true art is an EXPLOSIN, un!" Deidara said entering the room wearing yellow rabbit ears on his head.
"IT'S THE EASTER RABBIT!!!" Tobi screamed while hugging Deidara in a death hug.
"Let me go you orange faced dumbass, un!!!" Deidara growled as he kicked Tobi off of him. "How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not the damn Easter Rabbit, un!!!" He screamed at Tobi.
"Sorry Deidara Senpai." Tobi said while getting back up on his feet.
"Haruhi's making him wear those isn't she?" SD whispered to GB who simply nodded.
"Well I'm going to go check on the others and thanks again for helping me out with this." GB said as he walked out into the yard.
*Back yard*
Konan, DB, and Mikuru was setting the table for with food and other refreshments. Itachi was busy setting up the giant soda fountains with Sasuke chained up glaring at his older brother.
"Hey guys how are things coming along out here?" GB said coming out of the base.
"We got everything sought at the table now. All of the food, snacks, and drinks are all set." Mikuru said wearing her red bunny outfit.
"That's great good job guys." GB said blushing while looking in another direction instead of looking at the girl in front of him.
"Are you ok? Your face is getting kind of red" Mikuru said looking at GB's blushing face.
"I'm fine it's nothing to worry about." He said with a nervous smile on his face. "So Itachi how are soda fountains?" GB said turning his attention to the stoic Itachi.
"The soda fountains are ready" Itachi said in his monotone voice.
Soon Haruhi and the other Brigade members came out of the bushes with empty baskets from hiding the first batch of Easter eggs.
"Well that takes care of the first batch" Haruhi said while wearing her black bunny outfit. "So is the second batch of eggs ready yet?" Haruhi asked with a big smile on her face.
"Yeah SD and me just got done decorating them." GB said who was blushing a bit because Haruhi was a little too close for comfort for him.
"Great! Kyon go and get the eggs." Haruhi told him as he came walking up to them with grey bunny ears on his head.
"Alright then, hey thanks again for letting my little sister come." Kyon said to GB as he walked by them.
"Looks like everything is going smoothly." DB said as she walked up beside GB.
"Yep. I don't think that…. Hidan do you have to do your rituals now?" GB said looking at the silver haired Jashinist.
"You better fucking believe it!" Hidan screamed at the two. "It was bad enough I had to celebrate that damn Christmas holiday! And now you expect me to celebrate this piece of shit holiday? I don't fucking think so!" He said to them.
"HEY! I'll have you know that I find that offensive!" DB screamed at him.
"Aww boohoo did I hurt feelings? Who gives a shit!!?" Hidan Roared back at her.
"I'll have you know that a great man died for us just so we could enjoy this day!" DB Screamed back.
"HA! There's only one great being in this world and any other world and that's the great Jashin! He PAWNS all the other gods!" Hidan yelled.
"I'll have you know that my god is a good and kind being who people believe in, not like your fake make believe god!" DB countered back.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT JASHIN YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!?" Hidan screamed at the top of his lungs.
"You heard me nobody believes in your phony make believe god!" She said to Hidan's face.
"JASHIN IS THE BEST FUCKING GOD THERE IS AND YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER FOR YOUR BLESPHIME YOU NO GOOD BITCH!!" Hidan roared with full force.
"HA! Says the stupid cult follower who follows a god that no one believes and who can get pawned by anybody" DB said to him.
"YOU LITTLE BITCH!!" Hidan screamed ready to attack the girl but was being restrained by Itachi, Deidara, and SD while screaming a string of curse words at the top of his breath.
"How do you put up with him?" DB asked Konan who was just standing there watching the whole thing.
"We just simply ignore him." Konan answered.
"Yeah and I just come around during the holidays so I don't really have to listen to him that much." GB answered.
"Well I'm sorry you guys had to hear that." DB said to them.
"Don't worry about it, this is the Akatsuki base these guys argue a lot and I mean A LOT." GB said with a little smile on his face.
"You're right I'm going to go and check on the others then." DB said as she ran back into the base.
"Well I better go and get ready for the guests then." GB said as he too went back into the base.
GB: Ok there you go guys sorry that it was short. The whole religious argument between DB and Hidan was DigiBleach's idea so all credit goes to her. Well anyway I hope you enjoyed this chapter see you guys later.