I don't own any of the characters from Crossing Jordan, this is just for fun!
This is my first fanfic so I hope everyone likes it.
Nigel, Bug and Lily stood around the corner from Jordan's office, strategically located where they could hear the argument she and Woody were having. This was not the first argument either; it was closer to number 100. It always started the same he shows up demanding evidence from her about a case, she gets fed up and tries to walk away, but Woody would follow her to her office, the door and the blinds would shut and the screaming match commenced. They had fought this way ever since Riggs shot Woody, that was more than seven months ago. "Why do they have to keep hurting each other?'' asked Lily, "I mean listen to them, what they are saying". "I know" said Nigel, "I've never heard Jordan use that many four letter words at once, plus I think she is making up new ones.
"What the hell is going on?" the group heard from behind them. It was Garret. "Are those two at it again? That's it! I've had enough! I'm putting a stop to this once and for all". Garret rushed by them and barged into Jordan's office. The three continued to stand there for the impending fireworks.
"Detective!" Yelled Garret at Woody, "That's enough, get out of my morgue before I have you escorted out! Jordan and Woody looked like two school boys who were fighting and had just been broken up by their teacher. Woody dropped his head and walked by Garret and headed toward the elevator. Jordan looked down at her desk and saw Woody's cup of coffee sitting on her desk, and she had the evilest thought……..
She picked up the styrofoam cup and made it past Garret before she yelled "Hey Woody, you forgot your coffee!"
Woody turned around thinking, "what the…" just then he was coved in luke warm coffee. He was speechless, so was everyone else for that matter. Everyone just stood and watched Woody to see what his reaction would be, but no one expected was would happen next.
"Jordan Cavanaugh, you're under arrest for assault on a police officer!" Woody exclaimed as he walked toward her reaching for his hand cuffs. "You have got to be kidding, your captain will laugh you out of the prescient if you come with Jordan in handcuffs" Nigel said laughing nearly hysterically holding his stomach.
Before Woody could reach Jordan with the cuffs Garrett stepped between them, "Woody, you need to leave!" "Did you not see what she just did? She could have scalded me if that had been hot! I'm not going to take her crap anymore…never again!" Woody screamed. Garrett grabbed Woody's arm and began to escort him out, as Woody stepped into elevator Garrett turned to him and said "By the way if you get any bright ideas about filing charges against Jordan, all anybody on this floor saw was you spill you coffee!"
Woody shrugged off his jacket and started to unbutton his shirt as he walked to his car in the parking. "Damn that woman" he thought. "Who does she thinks she is, embarrass me, curse me like a dog, what's next a swift kick to the crotch" He grumbled as he stepped into his car. "I guess I better go get some fresh clothes from the apartment". As he was leaving he drove past Jordan's El Camino in the lot, he simply thought to himself "Man am I glad that coffee was cold".