Live From metro-Atlanta, Georgia, Welcome to Kingdom Truth or Dare! Now here's your host, Krissa Osten!
"Thank you, thank you, one and all! Welcome to Episode One of Kingdom Truth or Dare, the greatest truth or dare game on television, where viewers get to ask any of the Kingdom Hearts questions, any question that comes to mind and get the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, or they can dare them anything that comes to mind!"
"How did we get here...?" Sora said.
"Where are we...?" Lea asked
Krissa: ...
Flashback: At Sora's birthday party on Destiny islands, Krissa puts a substance from a small flask into the punch.
"What a great party!" Sora exlaimed, "Thanks Kairi!"
"Sure!"
"I helped..." Riku said.
Ventus had a 'happy' look on his face. "Cake! Candy! Ice-Cream! HAHAHA!"
Roxas looked a bit green. "I don't feel so..."
Suddenly, Roxas fell unconscious, as did everyone else. Krissa takes out her keyblade and uses a very powerful Aero spell to send them to earth. She leads them all to her living room, and recruits her two best friends, Aubrey and Dena, to film and direct the show.
Flashback over.
Krissa stared into space. "...Sea turtles, mate."
"That's mathematically im..." Zexion said before getting interrupted.
"Okay, since we don't have any Truth or Dares yet (since this is only episode one), I will leave you with this: With every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. -Mary Poppins. Be sure to ask away, until next time, my name is Krissa Osten! Peace!