AN: a one shot that came from some pics i saw in GQ magazine. anyways my imagination went wild and I just went with it. Takes place in season 4. and no there's no real point to this. XD
The scooby gang was gathered at the Salvatore's house again. They had to deal with a crazed vampire hunter who wasn't too shy about killing vampires in plain site and in public. They had to deal with Elena's inability to control herself and the fact that she had to drink from a human and not a bag. They had to deal with the fact that Klaus was up to something but they didn't know what yet. And Caroline had to deal with the fact that Tyler was there, but without his female werewolf friend.
"Alright, we have a lot to deal with, so we're just gonna split up and do this. Bonnie's tapped out, no witchy magic and all." Damon said
"Matt and Jeremy go after Conner, watch him and tell us what he's up to. Damon stay with Elena and make sure she doesn't eat anyone" Stefan said
"And what will you be doing?" Damon asked
"I'll go see what Klaus is up to" Stefan said
"Don't you think Caroline should go instead?" Damon said
"Why am I always Klaus bait?" Caroline whined
"Didn't we cover this already? He's got a thing for you, so we're gonna expose it and use it against him" Damon said
"What am I suppose to find out?" Caroline asked
"Just distract him, you're good at that"
"Can't I do something else?"
"No, you're good at it, so that's what you're gonna do. Tyler go raid your mom's vervain supply, we're gonna need it"
"Caroline doesn't have to go see Klaus, I can go, he won't suspect me" Tyler said
"Oh and now you're talking to each other now?" Damon joked
"I'll do it alright, I'll distract him and Stefan and can go snoop around"
"Right, even with that 1000 year old hybrid hearing of his" Tyler said
"I said I can do it! And I will!"
"That's the spirit! Take the girls out" Damon said
Caroline glared at him. Damon walked over and smiled.
"They are pretty distracting. Make sure they're front and present"
"Seriously?! He's a 1000 year old hybrid"
"True and he's probably got 1000 years of pent up sexual frustration. And you wonder why he draws all those pictures of you. Probably so he can have a visual late at night when he's all alone"
"Gross Damon!"
"Don't forget to wear something revealing. And always have something in your mouth"
"What?"
"Oh don't act like you don't know. Just make sure there's something in your mouth when you're distracting him."
"Ew really?"
"Yes, he may be an original but he's still a man. A man who's got way too many pictures of you, think about all the ones you don't know about"
Caroline stood in front of her mirror. She didn't know which route to go, she didn't want it to be totally obvious. Last time she showed up at the Grill and opened her jacket and he followed her out. This time she had to make sure he was totally distracted. She sighed and then turned to her closet. She pulled out a dress and then turned around. She saw Damon standing there smirking.
"What are you doing?" Caroline asked
"No, don't wear that, you're suppose to distract him"
"Leave Damon"
"Here, try this one," Damon pulled out a red v neck cardigan
"What am I Mr Rodgers now?"
Damon ignored her and went through the pile of clothes and pulled out a khaki laser cut skirt that was incredibly short but had laser cut flowers on it. He handed it to her.
"There, he'll be distracted long enough"
"Really? I doubt he has the same taste as you"
"Apparently we both went for you. Except I actually hit it"
Caroline pushed him away.
"Get out!"
Damon flashed in front of her.
"Here" he handed her a small packet or something
She looked down at it.
"Seriously?"
Caroline drove up to Klaus's mansion and sat in the car. She took a deep breath and got out of the car. She saw Tyler standing there. She walked over to him.
"What are you doing here?" Caroline asked
Tyler looked at what she was wearing, eyeing her up and down before he could respond.
"You don't have to go in there. There's another way"
"Move Tyler, we're so not doing this here"
"Look, just let me explain"
"There's nothing to explain, you're just a cheater, a lying cheater!"
"Caroline-"
"No! Leave me the hell alone!"
Caroline flashed to the door and opened it without knocking. She walked in and looked around. She wondered where he was. She went to his studio, where he had shown her all his drawings. Her heels echoed on the hard floors as she walked towards it.
Klaus heard Caroline and Tyler arguing outside. Apparently she knew what Tyler had done. He was still painting when he heard her walk in. She looked around his studio covered in sketches, and paintings. Klaus could hear her standing there waiting for him to acknowledge her.
"What are you painting? Black?" Caroline asked
Klaus turned around ready to give her a witty response. But instead he was mesmerized by her. She stood there in a skirt too small, a sweater too tight, and she was sucking on a ring pop. Klaus regained his composure and looked up at her eyes.
"It's abstract" Klaus said
"It's black, I thought you were creative or something. Guess not" Caroline said walking towards him
Klaus tried not to look down at her long legs, legs that weren't covered by that tiny excuse of a skirt. He'd owned handkerchiefs that were bigger than that. He watched her as she walked over to his sketches, leaning over the table, causing her already tiny skirt to move up.
"What are you doing here sweetheart?"
"Aren't you glad to see me? Do you want me to go?"
"Couldn't help but over hear your little spat outside love"
"Oh that, I'm sure you're thrilled to hear that."
"Not really love, he doesn't deserve you"
"He doesn't"
Caroline walked off and looked at one of the paintings on another table. She looked at it, while licking her ring pop. Klaus tried not to stare, but the way her tongue swirled around the red candy just drove him crazy. He could picture all the things he wanted to do to her on the table, the floor, the chair, the couch, against the wall, before even reaching his bedroom.
"Why do you keep drawing me?"
"Why not?"
"I'm just wondering why you would want to draw me of all things"
"Because you're beautiful"
"Lots of things are beautiful, you don't draw all of them"
Caroline leaned over the table, her sweater snagged onto a nail from the canvas and pulled it down.
"Oh!" Caroline stepped back and saw her sweater was still snagged onto the canvas
Klaus looked down at the sweater stuck on the canvas that was pulling her sweater down giving him a clear view to her black lacy bra. He could see the tops of her breasts bouncing as she tried to pull her sweater free. She was tempting him. How could she not know what she was doing to him.
"You owe me a new sweater Klaus" Caroline said as she tried to delicately release her sweater from the nail
"Of course sweetheart. You can have it in any color you want"
"I just want this one to be free of your stupid painting"
Klaus reached over and carefully pulled the sweater free of the nail. He looked up at Caroline who was glaring at him.
"You ruined my favorite sweater!"
"Sorry love"
"Hmph!" Caroline turned around and walked back to the canvas he was painting on
"What did you come here for?" Klaus asked
Watching Caroling walk around with a ripped sweater and tiny skirt was making it hard for him to control himself. She licked her ring pop again and looked over at him.
"What is that ridiculous thing on your finger?" Klaus asked
"It's my new daylight ring. You don't like it?"
"Not if you're going to keep eating it"
"You're no fun"
"And you're annoying"
Caroline picked up his brush and looked at the black paint on it. Klaus flashed over to her and took it out of her hands.
"Do you mind?" Klaus said annoyed
"What?"
"You don't see me stomping into your house, going through your things and then vandalizing them"
"I didn't do anything, and your stupid painting ruined my sweater"
"Why are you here?"
"I'm taking you up on your offer, for that drink"
Caroline pressed her body up against his, she could feel how warm he was and that he wanted her. In fact she could feel it pressing up against her leg. She reached over to the table next to his easel, and picked up his whiskey already in a glass. She pulled back only slightly and downed the drink. She handed the glass back to him.
"Easy there love, you may be a vampire but this whiskey didn't come cheap" Klaus said
He could feel her body against his, how she teased him, how she didn't move away. He wanted to grab her and kiss her senseless. He wanted to show her that Tyler had made the greatest mistake of his life.
"I'm looking for the big bad wolf, not some stingy bastard who won't' share his booze"
"Careful little girl, you might not be able to handle what you find"
"I seriously doubt that" Caroline said licking her ring pop
Klaus's eyes were glued to her tongue again, licking the red candy on her finger. He could only imagine what else her tongue could do. Her hand trace along his belt and then reached into pants. Klaus let out a gasp when he felt her hand on him.
"Caroline!" Klaus choked out
"I want something from you" Caroline said
"Anything, name it" he managed to choke out
"I want you to stop drawing all those pictures of me and jacking off to them at night!"
"What?!"
"It's called porn, you should try watching it instead of using pictures of me" Caroline said as she pulled her hand out of his pants and walked away
Klaus turned around and flashed in front of her before she reached the door.
"You said you wanted to find the big bad wolf didn't you?" Klaus said
Caroline realized her plan was backfiring. He poked the big bad wolf a few too many times and now it was going to bite back.
"Well where is he?" Caroline said licking her ring pop
Klaus walked towards her as she walked backwards into his studio. She realized she was losing. She pulled off her sweater and threw it at his head. He stopped and pulled it off.
"You still owe me a sweater"
"I don't think anything I have will fit you"
"I thought wolves liked red"
"We do"
"Will you do something for me?"
"Depends"
Caroline smiled and licked her ring pop again. She turned around and sat on a table. With her finger she beckoned him to come.
Tyler was filling his car up with his mom's supply of vervain. He noticed a paper on his windshield. He wondered what it was. He closed his trunk and walked over and pulled the paper free. He looked at it.
"Caroline!" Tyler yelled out
Tyler crumpled up the paper in his hands, and began tearing it up with his hands. It was a drawing of Caroline, naked, sitting on a table with a giant ring pop on her finger smiling.
who doesn't like ring pops?!