summary: what happens when Emmett says something to Bella.

all I know is that Emmett better watch out. Bella has some tricks up her sleeve.

chapter 1: Annoying Emmett

a/n: This is my first fanfic. please go easy on me. By the way i don't own twilight ,SM does. i just play with them. hahahaha.

Bella was sitting on the couch reading Wuthering Heights for the hundredth time. When Emmett walks up and says " Seriously Bella. You're reading that damn book again?"

"Yeah." she said, her eyes still glued to the book.

"Why? That book is lame as fuck!"

"Well, Emmett if you would actually read the book, you wouldn't be saying that."

"I don't need to read the book to know that it's lame."

Bella went back to reading her book when Emmett snatched the book from her hands with his vampire speed. Bella tried to make her most threatening look but it didn't work. Emmett dangled the book in front of her face then ripped the book in half. Bella reached for Emmett growling and she was about to grab Emmett's face when out of nowhere Jasper tackles Bella.

"Get the hell off me." she yelled.

"Bella, Bella, it's me, Jasper." he said soothingly.

"I'm going to kill Emmett." Bella said snarling.

Edward walked in, and looked at a grinning Emmett suspiciously. "Emmett what did you do to make my wife want to kill you." he said sternly.

"Nothing."

All I did was rip Bella's lame ass Wuthering Heights book. Emmett thought.

" YOU RIPPED BELLA'S BOOK!"

"I was saving Bella time. She's already that book, like a hundred times. She practically remembers the whole thing."

"So you had to rip it!"

"Yes, yes I did. You should be happy Edward. I was doing Bella a favor."

Bella on the other hand was fuming. She pushed Jasper off of her with her vampire strength. She stood up and brushed herself off. She smiled at Edward. Then turned her head and growled at Emmett. Then she charged herself at him and tackled him. Before she could get her punches in. Jasper and Edward pulled her off Emmett. Edward and Jasper was holding a kicking and screaming Bella in their arms. Alice and Rosalie arrived at the house staring at the three. They turned to Emmett.

"What did you do?" they said at the same time.

"Why does everybody always think I do something."

"Because you always do, do something." Rosalie said.

a/n: I'll try to post daily. But i hope you enjoy.

Peace out,

ATwilight2012