CONDOM TRAGEDY

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Summary: What the reaction of each school when they found used condom in their club room's trash bin?
This might be the last yaoi TeniPuri fic I ever written. I made this a long time ago, in my native language. Just for killing boredom. I finally decided to translate it into English. For Indonesian version, please go to and see the archive there.
BOYS LOVE ALERT.

Seishun Gakuen
Ooishi: "GYAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Kikumaru: "Ooishi? What happened nya?"
Fuji: "Oh my goodness..."
Momoshiro: "It's a condom!!"
Ooishi: "I *KNOW* what that is! The problem is *WHY* that thing is in there!?"
Not far behind the crowds, two of the Seigaku regulars are having a nearly-silent conversation.
"Echizen, where did you throw yesterday's condom?"
"As you can see..."
"Why you must put it there?"
"I can't possibly bring it back home, nee, buchou?"

YamabukiChuu
Banjii: "Sengoku!! I've told you since you know when, that you SHOULD NEVER AGAIN having you know what in you know where!!!"
There are sounds of random things hitting random places.
Sengoku: "HELP! HELP! It's not ME! I swear to gawd!"
Taichi: "Se---sensei,"
Banjii turns his head, Taichi can see the color of anger painted on it.
Banjii: "What!?"
Taichi: "Err, Excuse me, to tell you the truth, umm, yesterday Akustu-senpai came here, and----"
Sengoku: "See! I told you it wasn't me!!"

St. Rudolph
Mizuki: "It is not me who do it. I do not use a cheap condom like that. Hmph!"
Akazawa, the captain of St. Rudolph scratches his head, then looks at Kisarazu.
Akazawa: "Then who did it? It's not me and Nomura."
Kisarazu: "Too bad, the condom I used yesterday is blue-colored."
The St. Rudolph tennis club members are all falls into a long silence.
Fuji Yuuta: "Ummm... actually..."

Hyoutei Gakuen
Atobe: "I don't care who is he! Whoever trashed it there, pick it up and throw it elsewhere!"
At the wall of the Hyoutei Tennis Club room, right above the trash bin, a big poster was hanging with big letters printed on it:
1. You may use the room until 2 A.M. (Please watch for teachers who circle the school at night. You can ask Sakaki-sensei for the schedule)
2. Don't leave anything behind, remember to check your clothes when leaving!
3. Don't leave any stains of lubricants, sperms, blood (if you bleed), cream, etc.
4. Don't leave used condoms, anal buds, and other sex toys in the club room.
"Huh?" Mukahi and Shishido's eyes met when their hands reached the trash can at the same time.
Oshitari: "Oi, Shishido! It's not yours!"
Ohtori: "Shishido-san, we weren't doing it here yesterday!"
Mukahi sends a cruel glare at Shishido.
Shishido: "Oh? Sorry."

FudoumineChuu
All members of Fudoumine Tennis Club are staring at their club room's trash bin.
Kamio: "What's that?"
Ibu: "Who knows..."