A/N: well yeah, this was supposed to be a paper for school, but since I liked it so darn much, I decided to change it to Ginny from me and post it here. I had to Change the wishes and the setting but other than that it's still pretty much the same.

Summary: Ginny accidentally conjures an Onion breathed spirit / Genie and has to make 3 wishes in 5 minutes. One for a tangible thing, the second for something to happen, and the third to visit somewhere. WARNING: GINNY IS A COMPLETE DITZ IN THIS!

Ginny's 3 Wishes

Ginny Weasley sat in the great hall while class was going on, stirring a cauldron full of a icky yellow substance. It was said to turn your hair blond, and Ginny was tired of being a red head. And besides, blond was totally her color. She had to do it during class so no one would see; they weren't allowed to brew such potions. They were too complicated for the majority of small-brained student s at Hogwarts School of Witch Craft and Wizardry. The staff claims that if the slightest thing goes wrong with a hair dying potion, random spirits appear.

R I I I I I I I I I G H T.

Nothing would stop her from being her true hair color.

" Hmmm…lesse… It like says to add 2 onions for the blond color." She said glancing at the paper. " But you know, I'll add 4 because I really want it to be a super-duper bleached blond!" And she plopped in 4 big onions. She obviously did not read the rest of the fine print which said that only 2 onions must be added, and the potion itself will choose what kind of blond the brewer should be and not to add extra onions or it will result in a very impatient Onion breathed Genie spirit.

Boo-hoo for Ginny.

The Potion all of a sudden started to bubble and steam, and with a big swirl of onion scent a yellowish tinted spirit appeared. He looked around and spotted the O-so-very jolly redhead. " Oh-no, not one of those again." He murmured and rolled his eyes at Ginny. He seemed to be tired of granting ditzy red heads that added too many onions, wishes. But it was his job and he had to live with it.

Boo-hoo for the Onion breathed genie Spirit too.

A/n: well yeah, that's the intro. And this is a One-shot but with a maximum of 3 chapters. Just for your info, I already wrote the whole story, so I'm just posting it a little at a time. Next time I might just post the rest of it. Depends if I'm in the typing mood. Flames are allowed but just know that that very flame will be used to burn your review. MWHAHAHAHAH! And I will continue this even if all of you peeps hate it , cuz I like it. Review!

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