OK this is my first serious story, well kind of first if you don't count all the stories I have had to do for English, or those strange unfinished s stories sitting at the bottom of my desk, you could count my story called What the Hell? As my first story but that's not serious . (Chaos threatens wolf with hammer from hell to stop rambling), Ok I get the point I'll get on with it. As this is a new story I better do the disclaimer hu.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of Eion Coffers characters if I did I would I wouldn't be working on this crappy slow computer would I?!! And I also wouldn't be so dame skint of money.

Flame me all you want and sorry of any spelling mistakes. 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333

Artemis is enjoying his new life with his farther, although he feels some thing is missing. But Fowl couldn't keep out of trouble for long. Thanks to a short computer sales man (Mulch) Atremis gets his memory back. The LEP need his help, and some unknown person (or persons) want Artemises life, so while Arty tries to help his fairy friends he hides low in a English School were he befriend a girl who is more than she appears 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333

Chapter 1 frustration

Artemis Fowl Junior, the child prologue now 16, was spending a rainy day reading the books Harry Potter to find out what all the fuss was about. So far already onto the fifth book(only 3 hours of starting on the first) he found it boring and predictable that always the goody to-shoe's will win. He also found it annoying for whenever he read the word magic of fairy some thing in the back of his mind clicked like some forgotten memory that he just could not catch. In the end he just threw the large volume at the wall. Before you wouldn't think that Fowl would be able to throw a pencil let alone a large book but for some strange whim he had asked Butler to become his trainer as he no longer needed him as a body gard with his family going strait. "some thing rouge son" Arty's farther was leaning on the door frame smiling at his son, in his best suit ready for a night out with his wife.

"No I just find J. Roulings books irritating that's all, how is the leg to day" Artemis asked as he got up and stretched.

" some times I don't even know its fake, though it dose ach at times" he said as he rubbed his prosthetic leg. " by the way Arty, your mother has asked me to talk to you about some thing"

Artemis, knowing what he was about to say " I know, mother is still going on at me about not having a social life. Look I just like to be here with you mum, and Butler that's all. And I have several inventions I am working on, I am also close to finding the cure to the common cold."

Fowl Sir. Smiled " God I am lucky to have a genus for a son, even when you knows thing I don't understand. Are you shur you don't want to come to the opera with your mother and me"

Artemis new he'd rather lose 5 points off his IQ than lissom to a bunch of fat people sing "I'm shur dad I have work to do"

"OK, well se you later and think about what you mother wants for you she just wasn't you to be happy" at that he limped out of the room.

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after his parents were gone he went in search for Butler who was in the kitchen flipping through the mail.
"There's a letter from Juliet she's made it to the world champion finals, she says to watch channel 12 on Sunday 8 pm , and to wish her luck" butler smiled and added " not that she will need it"

Artemis smiled back at his almost 7 foot tall brick like friend " to tell the truth I feel sorry for her opponent" At that moment the door-bell rang.

"I'll get it" said Arty so butler didn't have to get up, ever since he got that strange problem with his chest Artemis felt it was his duty to help his old friend out as often as he could

When arty opened the door he thought there was no one there till a gruff voce said "down hear". When Artemis looked down he saw a very short man with a long matted beard wearing a brown suit. "Yes?" asked Artemis to the stranger " hello young sir I am giving away free faster Internet try outs for my company" at this the sale's man presented Artemis with a CD case. " When you have seen it and if you like what you see contact me on this number" he shoved the number and CD into Artemis's hands " good bye" at that he was gone before Arty could say a word. Closing the door Artemis flipped the CD over and over wondering were he had seen that man before. Shrugging Artemis when to his study and put the gold CD in his PC. why did he have the feeling htat his life is about to change?

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this is only the first chapter ok so please tell me what you thought or just talk

I know it's a cliff hanger and I know some people hat them but I have three good reasons for it

1 I need to work on my other story

2 I have a mountain of home work

3 I really need to go to the toilet bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs to the toilet to find chaos in there)

Wolf: the the hell out of there I need to piss

Chaos: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalaalalallala