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A/N: So it's April Fools Day and this popped into my head. Just a bit of Out Of Character nonsense that was fun to write!
April Fools Day
Clara and the Doctor were sat down in her living room when all of a sudden there was a loud bang. They went to investigate and found a Dalek where Claras door used to be.
"Another Dalek invasion?!" The Doctor exclaimed in horror and curiosity.
"Maybe we should get back." Suggested Clara, aware that they were perilously close to the range of the Daleks death-ray.
As the time-travellers began to edge away cautiously the Dalek spoke.
"APPRECIATE."
Clara and the Doctor looked at each other confused.
"I'm sorry?" He questioned bemused.
"I AM A DALEK. I HAVE BEEN REWIRED TO SPREAD LOVE ACROSS THE UNIVERSE."
"And why should we believe that?" Questioned Clara suspiciously.
To her surprise a bright pink flower popped out of the Daleks plunger.
"Rewired to spread love across the universe...now who would do that to the most ruthless killing machine ever invented?" Pondered the Doctor out loud.
The Dalek casing opened itself out to reveal an insufferably smug Mistress.
"Certainly not me. April Fools!" She announced triumphantly.
"What have you done?" Asked the Doctor, genuinely scared to find out the answer.
"So every home on your pathetic Planet Earth has been approached by one or more of my sweet, shiny new Daleks offering free flowers, compliments, cleaning and LOVE. The idiot apes have pretty much all invited a Dalek into their home, utterly ignorant of my impending order to exterminate every last one of them. Haha! It's the perfect invasion." Missy explained proudly from her Dalek throne.
"You forgot one thing." Informed Clara.
"And what prey, might that be?" Missy inquired.
"It's 2PM." Clara replied incredulously.
"And...?" Sneered the time-lady who clearly didn't understand.
"If you do the trick after midday then you're the fool." Explained the Doctor, amused.
"Oh."
There was an awkward pause.
"How ridiculous. Humans and their stupid traditions. I mean come on April Fools? It's not even Easter!" Ranted Missy in outrage.
The Doctor and even Clara couldn't help but feel just a tiny bit sorry for her.
"I'ts alright really, Missy." Clara consoled.
"Yeah. You obviously went to a lot of trouble." Added the Doctor.
"I feel like such a failure...I never expected much from life, I was never ambitious. All I ever wanted was to enslave the entire universe and viciously torture and murder anyone who got in my way. Whatever will I do with myself now?!" She wailed.
"Come on. Let's get you out of that Dalek." The Doctor suggested.
And so it transpired that just for one day April the 1st, the Mistress gave up on her evil plans and instead enjoyed a nice cup of tea with the Doctor and Clara. Meanwhile every single family and residence on Earth enjoyed the pampering from the Daleks with the added bonus of having their kitchens and bathrooms expertly cleaned for free!
THE END