It was a sunny day on April 4th. Jerry walked out out to the patio where he sat in the sun until...
Tom came out with a can of beer in hand: Carling. Licking his lips ferociously while staring at the sexually attractive mouse.
Jerry turns around in an attempt to jokingly fart on Tom, but the bean burrito he ate last night took It's revenge, and he shart himself.
The whole solid burrito: seemingly unchanged by his stomach acid, seductively slid out of Jerry's asshole, past his trembling buttcheeks and quivering legs.
As Tom saw his mortal enemies's fecal matter right in front of him, he suddenly felt a tingling sensation and a strange stiffness in is nether regions.
Tom dashes away in shyness, because he his nervous about how he feels about the fruits of Jerry's intestines.
Tom thinks to himself "why does this excite me?"
Later that evening, Tom goes back out to the patio, to confront Jerry about his feelings.
Tom said "Earlier you errrrm... I don't know how to put it. You excreted in front of me, and it made me tingle."
Jerry responds "Tom, I've been wanting to talk to you about some thing for a while... It's not just you that feels like that y'know... I've had the same thoughts."
-End of Chapter 1-