A/N: This is my 2nd fic… I'm just so bored that's why I tried to make this…--sighs--
I made it DeiSaso to be different from the usual things: SasoSaku, ItaSaku,
DeiSaku, etc…
Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine.
Chapter 1: Go away, Deidara!
"An important friend of mine was gone. He loved me after all the difficult times I have given him. He was a true friend that did everything for me." a scarlet- haired man whispered to himself, standing in front of a gravestone in a gloomy weather. "Thanks, Deidara."
The man paused for a while. He then said goodbye and walked along the necropolis. He saw his friends' gravestones everywhere. Suddenly, it started to rain; it washed out the dust over the gravestones. The man left. He sheltered in a nearby small, abandoned room… It was small, but big enough to fit a number of people.
This place was familiar to the man. It had been so messy, so dull. It was a 'dead' room. But back in time, it was a place of joy, where people once united…
The man saw a broken mirror that allowed him to see his young, youthful face. His heart was then filled with sorrow. "I shouldn't have changed myself into a freakin' wooden doll… It was bad after all." he said. He sat in a crooked chair and reminisced the past… in this very place, at this very time, at this very day…..
Forty-two years ago…
DAY 1 OF DEIDARA'S WORK
"Good morning everyone! Un! I'm Deidara… the new hired janitor. Un!" shouted Deidara as he entered the door of the restaurant.
"I like his energetic atmosphere… Is he the one Tobi talks about?" asked leader to Hidan.
"Yes, leader-sama."
Tobi ran to the door and nearly embraced his sempai. "Good morning, Deidara-sempai! Tobi missed you dearly. Tobi is a good boy!"
"Eeeeeeewwwwwwww… What are you doing, Tobi?? Un!!" shouted Deidara. The noise was heard throughout the room. Everyone was shocked. He felt embarrassed and headed to the comfort room.
Ehem… Deidara is Tobi's roommate in an apartment nearby.
The place was a restaurant before; a restaurant that serves delicious, affordable food for everyone. Thanks to the manager, Pain, the cashier, Konan, the chefs, Zetsu and Kisame (as we all say, don't judge a book by its cover!), the waiters, Sasori, Hidan, and Itachi, the delivery boy, Kakuzu, and, proudly, the janitors, Deidara and Tobi. --sound effects--
"Zetu-san, Kisame-san, how's your cooking?" asked Sasori. "We are so proud to have such unique chefs."
"What are you saying, Sasori-san?" asked Zetsu.
"You guys are so unique. Tell me, where have you seen a fish and a pitcher plant that can cook?"
Kisame and Zetsu were pissed off. "You're kinda tough today, Mr. Nice Guy…" said Kisame, with his 'killer glare'.
"Hn." said Sasori, emotionless. "Ok. I know what you mean."
Deidara suddenly entered the kitchen and saw Sasori. "Sasori-danna! There you are! I've been looking for you. Un."
"Shut up, Deidara. Go away!"
--busted Deidara!--
A/N: Deidara calls Sasori a danna… I think it's better than letting him call him just by his name…
Anyway, please review! Thanks!