A/N: With a new year, a new drabble series is born. These short letters are just how I imagine our dear Fairy Tail characters would react to the things written about them.
This story was inspired by Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors by the lovely Sariniste and Dear Fanfiction by our dancing days.
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.
Yo,
So Lucy recently showed me this fanfiction site. It's kinda creepy really. I keep finding stories about "Nalu". What is with you people? Luce is a weirdo. My teammate. My nakama. Basically, she's a lotta things to me but she's definitely not my girlfriend.
For some reason, all of your stories involve me and Happy freeloading at her place 24/7... Okay, that's somewhat true, but I like hanging out at her place 'cause it's comfortable and has food, not because of some other perverted reasons.
Or Lisanna, she's just a friend. I didn't use Luce just to replace her- I would never do that!
And I don't even want to think about your bat-shit stories about me and Ezra. *shudders* I actually want to keep living, thank you very much.
I love all of them, just like I love Happy. If you mess with any of my friends, of course I'm going to be pissed off! But I don't have time for this sappy stuff. I'm just trying to focus on finding Igneel. If you're gonna write a story about me, at least put me in an awesome fight. Or maybe in an eating contest.
But most importantly... what kind of sick people are you to pair me up with that icy, stripper bastard Gray?! I'm not gay!
Sincerely, Natsu Dragneel
P.S. And my hair is not pink!
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