"Hey, who ate all the pizza?" Beast Boy shouted from the blue-fuzz infested fridge. "I had five pieces in here I was saving for like a week!"
Cyborg snuck up behind him and let out a large belch. "Oh, so that explains all the fuzz on it then. Oh well, it was still delicious!"
"You ate it?" Beast Boy quickly turned into a gorilla and pounded his chest as Cyborg backed I'm. "I'mma fuck you up!" He said in a deep, gorilla-y voice.
"Cram it down and shut the hell up, I'm meditating here!" Raven floated by a few moments later, grabbed a soda, then went back to her dark corner.
Robin walked in and immediately sulked angstly to the monitors. He pressed some random buttons, making a blip appear on the radar-thing. "It's go time team, looks like someone's robbing a liquor store downtown!"
Meanwhile, downtown...
Iron Man pointed his arm gun thing at the liquor store people, and held up a bag in the other. "I am Iron Man!" He laughed loudly and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Oh, and over all your liquor before my booze buzz wears off and I remember that I'm supposed to be a good guy."
"Not so fast, fiend!" Robin shouted from the doorway. Everyone stared at him. "What? People still say 'fiend'...right?"
"Nope." Everyone said in unison.
Iron Man blasted the entire team and grabbed his giant bag of loot. "I am Iron Man, and you've just been blasted. Also, time to GET DRUNK! Later!" He flew through the roof, liquor in tow.