Tech: Good evening, my name is Tech Matrix, and I have been nominated to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge by Peytonholloway11. I'm surprised that my crazed feral beast of a cousin didn't nominate me

Swords: I wasn't gonna waste a nomination on you!

Tech: Of course you weren't, because your IQ is smaller than this bucket of ice water

Swords: Ya' damn right it is. And I don't need intelligence, I just need cleverness. Gets me away from the 5-O

Tech: The what?

Swords: The police bolts for half your brains

Tech: Alright, that's it, OUT!

Swords: Later motherf*cker! *Falls out of the window and lands in the Swords Mobile* Don't try that at home kids! *Drives away*

Tech: God, I hate her SO MUCH! Alright, well that's enough of that, now for the challenge. *Pulls out sword and touches the bucket with the blade, turning it into a robot* Alright Bucketbot, poor the water on me!

Bucketbot: ...

Tech: B-B...Bucketbot?

Bucketbot: ...

Tech: What the bloody hell is wrong with you? I swear to god I-

Clank: *Dumps ice water from above onto Tech*

Tech: OH MY DEAR HELIX IN TWITCH PLAYS POKEMON HEAVEN THAT'S COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD! OH MY GOD! SON OF A JAY! AHHHHHHH! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Clank: I had it planned all this time, I just never told you

Tech: AAAHHHH! YOU CUTE LITTLE METALLIC DEVIL! AHHHH IT'S MAKING MY EYE PIECE ALL STATIC AND STUFF! I CAN'T PROCESS DATA! AHHHHHHH!

Clank: Who do you nominate?

Tech: Okay, okay, I nominate PICKLE OVERLORD, SergeantSarcasm7, HailsStorm, and WriteYourNinjago! OH GOD IT'S SO COLD! It's gonna take me forever to flush the water out of my processing systems! And now I need to get my clothes dry cleaned, FANTASTIC!

Clank: Do I have to go back to The Diamond Dare Show?

Tech: No you do not

Clank: Yaay...I guess

PO, Sergeant, HailsStorm and WYN, you can either put the challenge in a separate story of in the authors notes of a current story you're working on.

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This is Sword of Robotics, Lordess of Robotic Swordness, pledger to Tobubscus, logging off!