This is a script I wrote for Alanna. Be calm. Be cool. Basically I was
bored and hyper. If I get good reviews I might ever continue. Lol
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Narrator: Alanna went on a an adventure with Jon and George. They got stuck in a deep cavern somewhere near Tirragen Lake. It is dark. And cold.
Alanna: Damnit. It sure is dark and cold in here.
Narrator: Slowly Alanna's mental health starts to dwindle. With only George and Jon to keep her stable.obviously there is not much luck.
Alanna: Jon. Why did I ever kiss you?
Jon: What are you talking about?
Alanna: Jon. Why did I ever kiss you?
George: *Cough* Alanna. Please. What ever conversation that may follow that comment will seriously scar me.
Jon: Because I am a rugged sexy beast. See my beard? I'm a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie and .what's something the rhymes with kingdom?
Narrator: George took thismoment to establish dominance, and muttered under his breath.
George: (Mutters under his breath) Small Dong.
Jon: I heard that George.
Alanna: Actually it is quite Large.
Narrator: Alanna last comment made George crumple into a heap on the ground and try to melt into the floor.
George: In order to satisfy my Male pride, which by the way is something you should not toil with, I need you t never remind me of that fact again. EVER.
Alanna: Geez. Chill. I'm just saying. It's not like I've never seen it before. I was disguised as a boy for eight years. Remember?
George: It's not that you saw it, Lass, It's the circumstances that you saw it under, and the proximity it was from your--
Narrator: George is promptly cut off as Alanna belabours him about the head an shoulders.
Jon: Hahahah Alanna, you slept with me!!! I was a good ride was I not? You should have married me. I'm WAY hotter. AND I have money and power.
Alanna: And about twice as much ego!
Narrator: Alanna added this last comment so enthusiastically, that Jon didn't realise..
Jon: Yeah! You see!. Wait a minute.
George: My head hurts.
Alanna: Serves you right. You neednt remind me of all of the filthy mistakes I've made in my life.
Jon: Are you calling me filthy?
Alanna: If you don't call Ghonorea, Syphilis, AIDS, Genital Herpes, yellow, rotting teeth and years of bacteria building up beneath your nails filthy, then I would HATE to see what you dub as clean food.
Narrator: Seeing as how Jon is too dense to understand the humour in that comment, he didn't laugh.
Jon: But I'm a sexy king! (He whimpered)
George: Think again small cock!
Alanna: It's bigger than yours.
George: Or it was, till someone kicked his mom's chin.
Jon: I don't get it.
George: (Irritated that his humour was wasted) Your mom's jaw was kicked, thus she bit half of your smenis off.
Alanna: HAHAHA Smenis. Like Small Penis. I get it
George: I had hoped you would.
Narrator: The conversation continued much to this effect for several hours .
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Narrator: Alanna went on a an adventure with Jon and George. They got stuck in a deep cavern somewhere near Tirragen Lake. It is dark. And cold.
Alanna: Damnit. It sure is dark and cold in here.
Narrator: Slowly Alanna's mental health starts to dwindle. With only George and Jon to keep her stable.obviously there is not much luck.
Alanna: Jon. Why did I ever kiss you?
Jon: What are you talking about?
Alanna: Jon. Why did I ever kiss you?
George: *Cough* Alanna. Please. What ever conversation that may follow that comment will seriously scar me.
Jon: Because I am a rugged sexy beast. See my beard? I'm a hottie with a body and a cutie with a bootie and .what's something the rhymes with kingdom?
Narrator: George took thismoment to establish dominance, and muttered under his breath.
George: (Mutters under his breath) Small Dong.
Jon: I heard that George.
Alanna: Actually it is quite Large.
Narrator: Alanna last comment made George crumple into a heap on the ground and try to melt into the floor.
George: In order to satisfy my Male pride, which by the way is something you should not toil with, I need you t never remind me of that fact again. EVER.
Alanna: Geez. Chill. I'm just saying. It's not like I've never seen it before. I was disguised as a boy for eight years. Remember?
George: It's not that you saw it, Lass, It's the circumstances that you saw it under, and the proximity it was from your--
Narrator: George is promptly cut off as Alanna belabours him about the head an shoulders.
Jon: Hahahah Alanna, you slept with me!!! I was a good ride was I not? You should have married me. I'm WAY hotter. AND I have money and power.
Alanna: And about twice as much ego!
Narrator: Alanna added this last comment so enthusiastically, that Jon didn't realise..
Jon: Yeah! You see!. Wait a minute.
George: My head hurts.
Alanna: Serves you right. You neednt remind me of all of the filthy mistakes I've made in my life.
Jon: Are you calling me filthy?
Alanna: If you don't call Ghonorea, Syphilis, AIDS, Genital Herpes, yellow, rotting teeth and years of bacteria building up beneath your nails filthy, then I would HATE to see what you dub as clean food.
Narrator: Seeing as how Jon is too dense to understand the humour in that comment, he didn't laugh.
Jon: But I'm a sexy king! (He whimpered)
George: Think again small cock!
Alanna: It's bigger than yours.
George: Or it was, till someone kicked his mom's chin.
Jon: I don't get it.
George: (Irritated that his humour was wasted) Your mom's jaw was kicked, thus she bit half of your smenis off.
Alanna: HAHAHA Smenis. Like Small Penis. I get it
George: I had hoped you would.
Narrator: The conversation continued much to this effect for several hours .