A/N: LOL I just read some fics like this. Thanks a lot to all those juicy
fics that inspired me! I don't own any of them just to let you know akay!
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Kenshin-
***BEEP*** Hello you have reached Kenshin Himura. I am sorry I can't come to the phone right now. I am probably doing the laundry or saving the lives of my friends. Please leave a message after the beep and I will try to return your calls as soon as possible. *Uncle Kenny what does this button do?* No Ayame don't touch that button! ORO- ***BEEP*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kaoru-
***BEEP*** Hi you reached Kaoru Kamiya sorry I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message and I will get back to you later. Thanks a bunch ***BEEP*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sanosuke-
***BEEP*** Hello? Hello?! Dammit! What the *#$& is wrong with this thing? HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Your rooster head you have it upside down here let me help you* I can take care of it myself fox lady! Anyway leave a message after the beep. Che like I'm gunna call you back. This is a bunch of -- ***BEEP*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yahiko
**BEEP*** Hey there can't come to the phone right now cause Kaoru is working me like a dog. OW! Stupid raccoon girl! I'll have to call you back when I defeat Kaoru! KAORU! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU ***BEEP*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Misao
***BEEP*** Heeeeeeelllooooo! Most likely I am not here because I am trying to find a beau-tiful dress for my wedding with Aoshi! You're invited if you want. There's going to be food and dancing and *pauses* Aoshi! Oh my I have to be going leave me a message and I'll call ya back tootles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Aoshi
***BEEP*** Yes you have reached Aoshi Shinomori. Sorry I'm not here but I am currently trying to pry MISAO off my arm. Please leave me a detailed message and I'll try my hardest to reply within the 24 hour span.
A/N: Okay that's the first chapter. Please review thanks a lot!
Kenshin-
***BEEP*** Hello you have reached Kenshin Himura. I am sorry I can't come to the phone right now. I am probably doing the laundry or saving the lives of my friends. Please leave a message after the beep and I will try to return your calls as soon as possible. *Uncle Kenny what does this button do?* No Ayame don't touch that button! ORO- ***BEEP*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kaoru-
***BEEP*** Hi you reached Kaoru Kamiya sorry I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message and I will get back to you later. Thanks a bunch ***BEEP*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sanosuke-
***BEEP*** Hello? Hello?! Dammit! What the *#$& is wrong with this thing? HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Your rooster head you have it upside down here let me help you* I can take care of it myself fox lady! Anyway leave a message after the beep. Che like I'm gunna call you back. This is a bunch of -- ***BEEP*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yahiko
**BEEP*** Hey there can't come to the phone right now cause Kaoru is working me like a dog. OW! Stupid raccoon girl! I'll have to call you back when I defeat Kaoru! KAORU! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU ***BEEP*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Misao
***BEEP*** Heeeeeeelllooooo! Most likely I am not here because I am trying to find a beau-tiful dress for my wedding with Aoshi! You're invited if you want. There's going to be food and dancing and *pauses* Aoshi! Oh my I have to be going leave me a message and I'll call ya back tootles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Aoshi
***BEEP*** Yes you have reached Aoshi Shinomori. Sorry I'm not here but I am currently trying to pry MISAO off my arm. Please leave me a detailed message and I'll try my hardest to reply within the 24 hour span.
A/N: Okay that's the first chapter. Please review thanks a lot!