Disclaimer- PD's not mine. Good enuf 4 ya?
Note I'm making another PD fanfic 'cause PD needs more of them, and also because the encouragement of "someone". Thank you.. and no I won't tell the rest of you who it is cause I'm too lazy. ISN'T THE STORY ENOUGH!??…..Now…on with the story…
P.S. This story is based on what really happened one day when I was playing PD
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THE FIRING RANGE (by me)
Carrington: Hello Joanna. Let me show you round the training rooms.
Joanna ran into the Firing Range a bit hyper ditching Carrington, leaving him in the same spot, and took out a Crossbow and aimed at Foster and the other guy (Hey everyone, which guy IS Foster???) and she kept shooting but the glass was in the way.
Jo: FUCK!
Jo puts away the gun and stands half way between the door where Foster is and the Targeting…thingy…place.. and is able to take out a gun without the door closing on her.(You can actually do that)
Joanna takes out the Crossbow and starts shooting the two guys over and over with the Crossbow, but they do nothing but flinch a little. Jo keeps shooting them as the bolts keep staying in their heads and body.
Jo: FUCK! DIE DIE YOU BASTARDS! AHAHAHAHA! EAT HOT DEATH WIERDOS!
Elvis comes out of nowhere.
Elvis: Hey! That's my line!
Joanna: Riiiight……
Joanna shoots Foster in the dick and the other guy in the ass.
Jo: FEEL PAIN YOU ASSLICK!
An hour later, the two guys are nothing but bolts shaping bodies of men.
Jo takes out a RCP-120 and continously shoots them.. but all it does is shoots the bolts right out of them, as they yawn and scratch their asses.
Jo: lick shit!!!
Foster: Just leave me alone, would ya?
Jo takes out a Slayer and shoots both of them.
Jo: HOW THE FUCK DID THAT TERMINAL SURVIVE?
Joanna runs down to the hangar and grabs the hovercrate, and puts it between the entrance doors of the Firing Range. She takes out a Slayer and shoots it out letting it fly around the Institute and Joanna aims it at Carrington.
Carrington: Hello Joanna!
BOOM! But Carrington does nothing.
Joanna: FUCK ASS LICK TITTY SHIT SPERM CUM ASS DICK SHLONG AND ALL THE OTHER SHIT!
Joanna shoots hundreds of knives into the hovercrate and leaves it at Carrington. She runs back down and shoots it with a Farsight. She goes to a device training and picks up all the knives and chucks them into Carrington.
Joanna: HAHAHAHAHAAH! …….WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WHY WON'T YOU DIE PEOPLE!!??? WAIT! I GOT AN IDEA! HAHAHA FEEL THE WRATH OF JOANNA!
Jo goes to Solo Mission CI- Defense.
Jo: DIE SKEDAR!
Joanna shoots the Skedar and goes to all the offices and kills the dataDyne men and runs back to the hangar with an RCP-120 before all the hostages do using Combat Boost. Jo shoots them all and the Mission Fails.
Jo: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck the Institute, I'm gunna join dataDyne!
And so she did.
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Yeah I know, the story sucked but I couldn't think of anything else! Although, it is kinda funny.Please review!
-Bomberdude
Note I'm making another PD fanfic 'cause PD needs more of them, and also because the encouragement of "someone". Thank you.. and no I won't tell the rest of you who it is cause I'm too lazy. ISN'T THE STORY ENOUGH!??…..Now…on with the story…
P.S. This story is based on what really happened one day when I was playing PD
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THE FIRING RANGE (by me)
Carrington: Hello Joanna. Let me show you round the training rooms.
Joanna ran into the Firing Range a bit hyper ditching Carrington, leaving him in the same spot, and took out a Crossbow and aimed at Foster and the other guy (Hey everyone, which guy IS Foster???) and she kept shooting but the glass was in the way.
Jo: FUCK!
Jo puts away the gun and stands half way between the door where Foster is and the Targeting…thingy…place.. and is able to take out a gun without the door closing on her.(You can actually do that)
Joanna takes out the Crossbow and starts shooting the two guys over and over with the Crossbow, but they do nothing but flinch a little. Jo keeps shooting them as the bolts keep staying in their heads and body.
Jo: FUCK! DIE DIE YOU BASTARDS! AHAHAHAHA! EAT HOT DEATH WIERDOS!
Elvis comes out of nowhere.
Elvis: Hey! That's my line!
Joanna: Riiiight……
Joanna shoots Foster in the dick and the other guy in the ass.
Jo: FEEL PAIN YOU ASSLICK!
An hour later, the two guys are nothing but bolts shaping bodies of men.
Jo takes out a RCP-120 and continously shoots them.. but all it does is shoots the bolts right out of them, as they yawn and scratch their asses.
Jo: lick shit!!!
Foster: Just leave me alone, would ya?
Jo takes out a Slayer and shoots both of them.
Jo: HOW THE FUCK DID THAT TERMINAL SURVIVE?
Joanna runs down to the hangar and grabs the hovercrate, and puts it between the entrance doors of the Firing Range. She takes out a Slayer and shoots it out letting it fly around the Institute and Joanna aims it at Carrington.
Carrington: Hello Joanna!
BOOM! But Carrington does nothing.
Joanna: FUCK ASS LICK TITTY SHIT SPERM CUM ASS DICK SHLONG AND ALL THE OTHER SHIT!
Joanna shoots hundreds of knives into the hovercrate and leaves it at Carrington. She runs back down and shoots it with a Farsight. She goes to a device training and picks up all the knives and chucks them into Carrington.
Joanna: HAHAHAHAHAAH! …….WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WHY WON'T YOU DIE PEOPLE!!??? WAIT! I GOT AN IDEA! HAHAHA FEEL THE WRATH OF JOANNA!
Jo goes to Solo Mission CI- Defense.
Jo: DIE SKEDAR!
Joanna shoots the Skedar and goes to all the offices and kills the dataDyne men and runs back to the hangar with an RCP-120 before all the hostages do using Combat Boost. Jo shoots them all and the Mission Fails.
Jo: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck the Institute, I'm gunna join dataDyne!
And so she did.
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Yeah I know, the story sucked but I couldn't think of anything else! Although, it is kinda funny.Please review!
-Bomberdude