The top 20 things Rosalie Cullen is Not allowed to do!
1. Obliterate Edward's cars
2. Look at her self in the mirror for more then 1 hour
3. Put Jacob's photo on a lost dog poster, and then post it all over the world
4. Give Jacob a flea bath
5. Paint Edwards car pink (or any other color)
6. Sell Jacob on e-bay
7. Drop Jacob off at the dog pound
8. Do anything sexual with Emmett in a public place
9. Make fun of Bella
10. Help Alice take Bella shopping
11. Steal Renesmee, and then run away
12. Steal any little kid and call them her own
13. Dress like a hooker
14. Demolish Edwards piano
15. Call Jacob a dog
16. Tie a bell around Jacob's neck, so she knows when he is coming
17. Seduce people into given her what she wants
18. Destroy other people's things when she gets mad at them
19. Help Alice play Barbie Bella
20. Tie Jacob up outside like a dog
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Authors note. Sorry if this sucks I was really bored!!!
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